Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
Baby dragon > sex?
stfu_bam 5
Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?
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Comments (248)
mommasgrl20028 5
Lol...it got changed because the name of the game was posted originally...I downloaded it...not fun enough to beat sex...he's probably not that interested
mplan68 7
Hey, BRIGHTSIDE, potentially great paternal instincts! Think about the children!
snowie73 0
They changed it, OP wrote "dragonvale" first now it's just "dragon game"
wingsfan19 2
Good for him.
scars_souvenirs 0
I showed my boyfriend your fml, he said he would never to that to me. Then he followed that by saying he would just take care of his dragon while we were still intimate
jsprackman 11
Havent u ever seen how to train a dragon... Show some respect.
FlipperDolphin 2
Sorry to tell you this, but your husband is a closet furry. Dragons ARE better than sex, however. I have to agree with him on this one.
brandon13663 0
CAnt blame him Dragonvale is so addictive
chahacha599 0
DRAGONVALLE! lol
moonballsFTW 0
Aww, he's what a good daddy he is.. It may be a virtual dragon baby at the moment but look to the future!(;