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By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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TheIndieStar 7

Yeah, because it's impossible to get pregnant when using protection.

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SinaStar 0

Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.

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Firestar1202 0

why is that, you're anti-choice?

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suppressed08 2

People shouldn't be such idiots that they have to consider a choice, but genuine accidents can occur and people might not be ready. In which case I say go for an abortion, but the earlier the better. The earlier it is, the smaller the foetus will be, right until it's only a collection of cells (cells, which coincidentally, religions don't seem to view them as something that can be treat cruelly.).

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SinaStar 0

Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.

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TheIndieStar 7

Yeah, because it's impossible to get pregnant when using protection.

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tati3092 1

no it's possible ur dumb haha condoms can break and birth control doesn't always work either one of my family member was on birth control and she got pregnant 5 times on birth control get ur facts straight stupid hahaha

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey Doc, I can't remember. Is there something about sarcasm in your FAQ list?

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DocBastard 38

Nope, but only because of the 1000 character limit. I had all kinds of other stuff to put in there, but alas, I was over the limit. Q: Why are so many commenters so sarcastic? Why don't I get their sarcasm? A: If you need to ask that, then you are clearly not smart enough to understand the concept. Move on with your life.

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sourgirl101 28

DocBastard, thank you for taking the time to post those FAQ.(: Psst...maybe don't double space. We need as much information that you can possibly crammed in there.

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SisyphereanTask 2

Why should she be happy she's pregnant? What if she doesn't WANT to be pregnant?

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dynky 3

at least you now you know so you can get it treated.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Why do you sound so surprised? If you're having sex, you should be aware that pregnancy IS a possibility. This is neither an FYL or a YDI. Keep the baby if you want to, or abort it. That's pretty much it.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

hahaha. love the profile description. can't say you didn't warn people

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DjeePee 24

Boaf, I have sex, but I have a very good reason to be very surprised if I find out I'm pregnant. That reason is a tiny little pill that I have to and do take every day. If she used conception and still got pregnant, she has a valid reason to be so surprised. If she didn't use it, she's stupid if she's surprised.

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