FML : Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop....

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Phoebe - / Saturday 18 July 2009 08:15 / Singapore

Love

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By Kmart91 | 0

#407881 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:11

QUICK!
Shave your bristle like hair, and file down your tusks!
You're boaring!

But Yea, thats odd he rather do that....

By Kitola | 2

#407893 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:15

Dude, Mousehunt is awesome. At least my boyfriend understands that, and occasionally sounds the horn for me. :) If he's hunting for a map carrier, or the Acolyte, I totally can understand.

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By nike1 | 0

#407861 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:05

YDI for having a shitty husband ;D

By heavenandhell | 0

#407865 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:06

you must be boaring

EffYoLife | 14

#407887 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:14

not as "boaring" as your spelling hahahhahaha

heavenandhell | 0

#407951 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:34

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKING HILARIOUS!

ChurchofFagenism | 0

#407987 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:51

c-c-c-combo breaker

quackquackquac | 0

#408017 - Saturday 18 July 2009 17:03

you're?

heavenandhell | 0

#408046 - Saturday 18 July 2009 17:15

you know i find people that care about spelling so much that they feel the need to post a correction on this site more annoying then when people express their happiness for being the first person to comment

Hich17 | 0

#408239 - Saturday 18 July 2009 19:04

You mean "than when".

julesiana | 0

#408292 - Saturday 18 July 2009 19:43

You mean "you're".

marxmarv | 0

#408502 - Saturday 18 July 2009 21:16

Proper English is like proper manners. People are going to stare and giggle at you until you get with the program.

madhops0620 | 0

#409329 - Sunday 19 July 2009 3:40

Amen

bigbubba127 | 0

#409395 - Sunday 19 July 2009 4:12

You mean "I"???

heavenandhell | 0

#410393 - Sunday 19 July 2009 15:17

you guys are too self centerd or stuipd to realise that not everyone's first language is english so go fuck yourselves

heavenandhell | 0

#410409 - Sunday 19 July 2009 15:23

so i guess that staring and giggling is proper manners?? you sir ( marxmarv) are a hypocrite.

ChocolateBox123 | 13

#6265901 - Saturday 18 April 2015 7:49

You must be in 2nd graide

By plexico | 3

#407870 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:08

What's your number? I can help (with the procreating, that is, I quit Facebook an hour after I joined because I realized that I couldn't easily keep my wife and girlfriend separate.)

simplyfucked | 0

#408129 - Saturday 18 July 2009 17:59

dear god...

Terilyn4500 | 0

#408196 - Saturday 18 July 2009 18:43

whoa......

genius_man16 | 0

#408363 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:13

The trolls are really slacking lately.

plexico | 3

#408666 - Saturday 18 July 2009 23:07

I know!

I can't figure out which thing offended the trolls more (or which one they believed): that I'd go to Singapore for a booty call or that I have a wife AND a girlfriend?

Macromartyr | 3

#1181982 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:38

Capitalize the start of your sentences xD

By jasonkoor | 0

#407880 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:11

the baby bonus isn't working!

By Kmart91 | 0

#407881 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:11

QUICK!
Shave your bristle like hair, and file down your tusks!
You're boaring!

But Yea, thats odd he rather do that....

toqwert | 0

#3059547 - Sunday 7 August 2011 21:47

aha ha yea that's pretty good actually...

By qthebluetoothguu | 0

#407889 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:14

But wait, i don't get it...

_Noon_ | 0

#407913 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:20

Me neither :') Stupid facebook shit, I've never been to that site so I really don't get it.

By Kitola | 2

#407893 - Saturday 18 July 2009 16:15

Dude, Mousehunt is awesome. At least my boyfriend understands that, and occasionally sounds the horn for me. :) If he's hunting for a map carrier, or the Acolyte, I totally can understand.