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Dude, SHUT UP! it's not a shitty situation. Bitch.
That's so strange how it says you're banned #1...
If I hear another joke like "shitty situation" I am going to snap. It stopped being amusing about 20 FMLs ago
The question here is did OP enjoy it?
The jokes on her when her finger comes out poopstained.
The jokes on her when her finger comes out poopstained.
Nothing says "I love you" like a finger in the arse
Her fingers can't be that big.
She was trying to make it fun for both of you OP
Practice makes perfect!
take it like a man and stop complaining on fml...
So your girl stepped it up and got intimate with your prostrate, and this is supposed to be an FML??? GFY!!!
didn't you realize what was happening when she put her strap-on on? There's only two places it can go afterall!
i approve of this. and, honestly, you probably do, too.
A tip for all women tempted to do this: ask first.
Aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.
^ so much yes to that.
Bow chika bow wow.
"The Shocker" Two in the pinky, one in the stinky. Or in this case, just jam all three of them in.
Did you get over your fear?
I don't think his sexlife will ever be the same
imagine when he pops a boner in the dr's office
I bet he's not going to mention that upcoming vasectomy either.
Did you return the favor?
Props to you sir.
Some people are into that.
Hey #60! So it says on your profile ((yes ima stalker)) "I'm not very good at getting the negative thumbs"...But I see you are getting better at it! ;D
Then stick your hand up her ass for doing that. Wait nevermind, She would probably enjoy it.
fail. EDIT: epic fail.
Just stop
She's pretty anal abt ur exam isnt she? Too soon?
At least she cares a "hole" lot about his exam. I know, I fail.
^^ You bummed me out with your lack of creativity.
C'mon, don't be an "ass"
I think that I speak for most straight guys when I say that I would rather not ever know what it feels like.
'I think that I speak for most straight guys when I say that I would rather not ever know what it feels' Oh boy, you don't know what you're missing. I never understood it: there is a massive hype about having anal sex with a woman (knowing that we don't have a rectum, that it's mostly not fun, but painful...) and not a single person is talking about taking a straight guy anal (whilst they have a rectum and are able to enjoy it deeply). Very strange.
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Bow chika bow wow.
Did you return the favor?