By shuffling man

YDI Fosho

  Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML
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By  John Croasdell  |  4

Well that stinks.

By  Warmonger_Smurf  |  29

I’ll never get the fascination with anal. Come on guys, of the two choices. One makes her cry, one makes her moan. Maker her moan.

But I do know of a girl who loved it. Although she could be the only girl who enjoys DP.


You might be right. Except for all of those women in porn who do anal, and all the women you don't know who like it. But sure, that one woman you know is the only woman who has ever enjoyed DP.

By  Glowworm56  |  25

"Yes, I've been real downhearted,
Gassed since the day you farted.
Why, why did I let you try anal
Mamma Mia, now I really know
My,my that you would be so banal."