minisquid

About Minisquid

/ // /// //// ///// ////// /////// Annoyed yet? I am a small amazing squid, and can be as annoying as one, too.

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Minisquid's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

20%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

60%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

14%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%

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Minisquid's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bob - / Friday 29 June 2012 08:47 / United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lisahb / Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:16 / United States - Detroit

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 03:33 / United States

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 18 June 2012 01:55 / United States - Sacramento

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bronieswillrule5eva - / Monday 11 June 2012 18:16 / Canada - Summerside

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minisquid

Beginner

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

50 quality comments

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

YDI Master

A new thumb

One more and it's business time