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why would she do that haha. that's kinda... out there. get her back big time.
That doesn't suck, it tickles!
Ahaha WTF Yo
If you think surprise anal us possible you have never had anal sex before. lol
that's why you have to talk about sex. you can't just assume what the other person likes or not. talk about it and find out how you can make the sex (even) better.
perhaps he tried the surprise root before, hence why she surprised him back (root - aussie slang for sex, not a typo)
hahaha B 4 I ROOT U R U /16 ? summer heights high ftw :D brisvegas ftw too :D
suuurpriiiiiise Buttseks!!
Yeah 198 .. & I don't think she was trying to be SEXY, if she wanted you to Know how it feels. Maybe she wanted to show you that it's very annoying when men just want anal. plus, it's gross. POO BOX!
hahaha you finished despite a little finger in your butt good shit lol haha
she owned u on that one
he can still give her some surprise buttsecks
=3 ftw :D
*sexist joke about women not being smart*
*sexist joke about men only thinking with their dicks*
#23 I luv u as well raywilliamjohnson RWJFTW. also, #2 ROFLMFAO
Sorry to break it to you, 162, but I don't find that offensive. I think of it as a compliment ;D
lol, 162, you crazy feminazi! go make a sandwich before men take back your rights.
162 so what your saying is that I get straight A's because of my penis and when I think when I'm playing sports is because of my dick
243 wins best pun of the week.
Surprise buttsecks is way older than =3
I agree, how far can she even get a finger up THAT far before the guy yelps like a little bitch and pulls away.
lol
GTFO... stupid comments.
It's ok Genius, we all have those fantasies. Mine are usually about Doc and Boners though.
Wh...wh...what?? You mean "Doc OR Boners", right? I'm sure Mrs. Bastard would not approve otherwise.
agreed.
Doc, it never even crossed my mind that I would need Mrs. Bastards approval.
well.. that's awkward. she's got a point though..
Doesn't feel too good now, does it?
It's true, men have an extra gland that women don't that make it more pleasurable for them.
Yeah, but most people don't like a finger shoved up their ass without warning. I certainly don't. And I doubt it OP or OP's girlfriend did either.
win and nice:D
what what?
nice name lol
DOUBLE FAIL! ITS SO INTENSE
its not THAT hardcore.....it was just a finger :/
it was a little more than obvious she was being sarcastic.
hahah seriously they sit on then Internet all day, you'd think they could pick up sarcasm.
Your girlfriend is awesome. You might feel a little violated now, but as the years go by and your sex life starts getting stale, you'll remember she did this & realize the door to explore is open.
agreed ^^
A little violated? Well, it depends whether she did it nice and slowly or damn fast (probably the last one, otherwise I really doubt OP would find it a FML. The prostate is a really sensitive thing.), but I think it's very wrong to feel violated by your partner, even a little bit. OP's girlfriend can speak, so she could also say 'no, I don't want anal' or 'it hurts, quit it'. Taking revenge is not good, nor healthy. From personal experience I know it can be tough to say 'no' to something your partner really is enjoying, but if it hurts, you simply have to stop for the sake of your emotional and physical health. If OP's girlfriend didn't dare to say anything, except on this way, then she is the one who deserves the pain. I really doubt OP was not willing to stop if his girlfriend asked it.
94, write a novel why don't you! what a load of crap, I couldn't even be botherd reading it.. blah blah blah
122, that's because I highly doubt that you would (or could) read anything longer than two sentences and that didn't have pictures.
Yeah, sometimes saying no just isn't good enough. After telling my boyfriend I wasn't interested, I saw his google search bar said "how to make anal less painful" the next day.
he needs to know how to clear browser's history
he needs to know how to clear browser's history
DjeePee, While you're correct from a therapy perspective and your points are good, you also have to realize that women are not socialized to say no to men, especially during sex. It's a battle they still have to overcome. Yes, I know it's the 21st century, but the 15th century still rules.
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she owned u on that one
op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}