It's a doggy dog world

By Stephon - 04/08/2021 02:01

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Today, my girl was giving me a BJ when my dog started howling. She keeps going; my dog keeps howling. She stops, my dog stops. We start getting it on again and my girl starts giving me a BJ again; my dog starts howling louder this time. So we stop. My dog stopped me from getting some. This is a first. FML
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slkeithh 14

..... and you just kept the dog in the room with you? idiot.

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RichardPencil 30

Your girlfriend must be exhausted trying to blow such a limp dick. Put the dog in another room, outside, or in its crate while you get a *******. The dog can be inconvenienced for 30 seconds or so until you shoot your wad.

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RichardPencil 30

Your girlfriend must be exhausted trying to blow such a limp dick. Put the dog in another room, outside, or in its crate while you get a *******. The dog can be inconvenienced for 30 seconds or so until you shoot your wad.

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Aiden89 23

Man’s best friend, huh?

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slkeithh 14

..... and you just kept the dog in the room with you? idiot.

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benjamn 24

The dog is jealous. all those times with peanut butter "treats" for Fido.

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Kent Griffin 3

they say a dog is man's best friend I don't think s0

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Jonkbaby 22

wtf, animals go out of the room during sexytime

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