Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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Miss_Kristen
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Giggity
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brndnzchry
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Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?
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thebeanishere
| 8
I bet the husband didn't want to go in there anyway.
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
At least you warned her..
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blahhesucks
| 0
& then shee Moaned . . .
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ReesesPuffs
| 0
LIAR
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chaoticxxxmess
| 3
Tell him it was a Freudian slip. Because it was.
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
Exactly why I love rectal exams :)
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rawrkittyrawr
| 6
That's a
* puts on sunglasses *
Shitty situation
AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAA
* puts on sunglasses *
Shitty situation
AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAA
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
*Sigh*.... Who invited that guy^^^
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bfsd42
| 20
My question is, why was the husband there for a rectal exam?
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Keyman1212
| 14
And then you found a coke bottle in there.
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rawrkittyrawr
| 6
I'm sorry for the pun I couldn't stop myself it's a infectious disease :(
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
*an infectious disease
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Surprise butt-sex!! And during a rectal exam, who would have guessed?
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
79- That sounds like the plot of a cheap porno. Wife goes for rectal exam, husband comes to watch but ends up doing more then just that...
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DynamicDave
| 11
What an asshole!
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acethehusky
| 0
grammer Notzee!!! lol I know how to spell Nazi and grammar I'm just mocking you, because I love being an ass.. xD
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MaCOOLiT
| 5
Did u find my keys?
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Rectal exams aren't pleasant, I've had one before
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
73 - I thought bastard posted this at first.
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11jackson11
| 0
Honestly, I think people correct grammar because they aren't intelligent enough to contribute to the conversation.
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doctorwhogirl
| 0
and I bet she felt that pleasure you dog ;)
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LindseyLunatic
| 8
Freudian slip: when you say one thing and mean your mother.
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punkin_26
| 16
211- it's been said quite a few times now. Find some new material.
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LindseyLunatic
| 8
Yeah. I agree that the fruedian slip comment gets old after a million times but it was actually a comment to the other person who had already said it. A bad joke because the "your mother" part would be a slip. Hee hee ha ha. Ill shut up now and stop posting things others have said. Sorry. Just thought it was funny /:)
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Humanspider
| 18
Everything involving a doctor's visit seems like a porno. I hate you Brazzers!
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Miss_Kristen
| 10
Giggity
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enonymous
| 8
I would marry you for this comment on this fml alone
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tanneriscool
| 2
Calm down old top... Wait and she will come to you :D
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bitchslapped22
| 14
and she's hot :D
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Coolguyt2
| 0
Haha I love the word giggity. (: I get to marry her
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Miss_Kristen
| 10
Haha thanks guys ;)
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muffins650
| 1
56, agreed.
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torijeanne198705
| 4
Giggity giggity goo :)
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zombicidal
| 11
^^ shut up Meg
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sematariux
| 7
106 you made me damn near roll outta my seat in laughter
And 16
Yeah cuz it's not
Like she's really hot alone anyways ;)
Haha
And 16
Yeah cuz it's not
Like she's really hot alone anyways ;)
Haha
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ckr911
| 5
I love how that other chick is trying to steal 2's attention...
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brussell00
| 0
I agree with you!
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auriane_fml
| 19
@2 you like a prettier version of amy lee from evanescence.
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samhw
| 2
LOL
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zombicidal
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131 it is impossible to be hotter than
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Grouse
| 5
that was well put
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SneakyMuffin
| 0
Darn, first enonymous, now you? Is there no room for the muffin? :(
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starburst7596
| 14
There's always room in polygamy.
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SemperFi_23
| 6
Miss_Kristen, may I have your hand in marriage?
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brndnzchry
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Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?
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iFizzgig
| 11
With his foot? :D
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NEEPLES
| 7
^^^^Hahahahhahaha. No.
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DrewsFML
| 8
It was just an innocent slip of the tongue. No wait, that's what he did next.
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j_cat187
| 19
Toss salad? Kinky.
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every1luvsboners
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If both of your hands weren't on her waist you should be fine.
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zattele
| 3
This^
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chaoticxxxmess
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That^
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Enslaved
| 36
Paddywack
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False_Stupidity
| 41
^ it's give a dog a Boners... :)
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Anubyte
| 0
This old man cum rolling home...
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bitchslapped22
| 14
42 ruined a Combo Breaker
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Shorty979
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Lol
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43trauts
| 14
48 is pure win
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
42- it was funny up till u ruined it...
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ndvorsky
| 4
Actually 42 WAS the combo breaker
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AaronTkr
| 0
why you gotta go around fuckin shit up, 42.
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tellithowitis
| 13
Is it bad that I laughed hysterically after seeing two commenters with cats in their pictures? Yes
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JiggaJayZ
| 16
No it's not bad.. Cats are BOSS
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screamo_neve
| 12
All of this just made me laugh :D
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evilscorpi
| 29
just say sorry and say what u ment..if he laughs it off fine if not just do ur job
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HeartAndSoul2011
| 0
Do the job and give her some pleasure ;)
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iimaxipad
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Reminds me of the scrubs moment when Elliot does the pelvic exam
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djmigues
| 7
Watching Scrubs right now.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Like we really cared #41.
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raphanne_fml
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Oops, you kind of made an ass of yourself :D
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vonRosen
| 6
More like he made it in the ass using himself :)
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aliceb2255
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another pun !
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Rdvlvt
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sounds like a shitty situation....
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nicknamekenny
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Lol
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Bulzye
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That's a shitty pun...
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mismonroe
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I thought it was punny..
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neonberries
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This isn't an FML, this is just win!
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pfx2_fml
| 15
That must of been awkward..
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malignantmegan
| 3
I think your cloud needs a rectal exam :O
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tnlander
| 20
Way to stick it to her.