By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

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Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 025
You deserved it 9 432

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Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

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I bet the husband didn't want to go in there anyway.

At least you warned her..

& then shee Moaned . . .

Tell him it was a Freudian slip. Because it was.

Exactly why I love rectal exams :)

That's a * puts on sunglasses * Shitty situation AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAA

*Sigh*.... Who invited that guy^^^

My question is, why was the husband there for a rectal exam?

And then you found a coke bottle in there.

I'm sorry for the pun I couldn't stop myself it's a infectious disease :(

*an infectious disease

Surprise butt-sex!! And during a rectal exam, who would have guessed?

79- That sounds like the plot of a cheap porno. Wife goes for rectal exam, husband comes to watch but ends up doing more then just that...

What an asshole!

grammer Notzee!!! lol I know how to spell Nazi and grammar I'm just mocking you, because I love being an ass.. xD

Did u find my keys?

Rectal exams aren't pleasant, I've had one before

73 - I thought bastard posted this at first.

Honestly, I think people correct grammar because they aren't intelligent enough to contribute to the conversation.

and I bet she felt that pleasure you dog ;)

Freudian slip: when you say one thing and mean your mother.

211- it's been said quite a few times now. Find some new material.

Yeah. I agree that the fruedian slip comment gets old after a million times but it was actually a comment to the other person who had already said it. A bad joke because the "your mother" part would be a slip. Hee hee ha ha. Ill shut up now and stop posting things others have said. Sorry. Just thought it was funny /:)

Everything involving a doctor's visit seems like a porno. I hate you Brazzers!

I would marry you for this comment on this fml alone

Calm down old top... Wait and she will come to you :D

and she's hot :D

Haha I love the word giggity. (: I get to marry her

Haha thanks guys ;)

Giggity giggity goo :)

^^ shut up Meg

106 you made me damn near roll outta my seat in laughter And 16 Yeah cuz it's not Like she's really hot alone anyways ;) Haha

I love how that other chick is trying to steal 2's attention...

I agree with you!

@2 you like a prettier version of amy lee from evanescence.

131 it is impossible to be hotter than

that was well put

Darn, first enonymous, now you? Is there no room for the muffin? :(

There's always room in polygamy.

Miss_Kristen, may I have your hand in marriage?

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

With his foot? :D

^^^^Hahahahhahaha. No.

It was just an innocent slip of the tongue. No wait, that's what he did next.

Toss salad? Kinky.

If both of your hands weren't on her waist you should be fine.

^ it's give a dog a Boners... :)

This old man cum rolling home...

42 ruined a Combo Breaker

48 is pure win

42- it was funny up till u ruined it...

Actually 42 WAS the combo breaker

why you gotta go around fuckin shit up, 42.

Is it bad that I laughed hysterically after seeing two commenters with cats in their pictures? Yes

No it's not bad.. Cats are BOSS

All of this just made me laugh :D

just say sorry and say what u ment..if he laughs it off fine if not just do ur job

Do the job and give her some pleasure ;)

Reminds me of the scrubs moment when Elliot does the pelvic exam

Watching Scrubs right now.

Like we really cared #41.

Oops, you kind of made an ass of yourself :D

More like he made it in the ass using himself :)

another pun !

sounds like a shitty situation....

That's a shitty pun...

I thought it was punny..

This isn't an FML, this is just win!

That must of been awkward..

I think your cloud needs a rectal exam :O

Way to stick it to her.