Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 months walked in on me naked while I was on the toilet. She proceeded to tell me that she wants to watch me taking a dump. I'm both shocked and too hard to do what she told me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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deviable 9
Bow chika bow wow.
9987coldplayfan 1
Did you return the favor?
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Comments (174)
64ponygirl 1
This made my day!!!
Tabisfabulous 0
Got to take the good with the bad
sexybabe13 0
Message me
BelleBelle_fml 11
Seems to me this situation is all bad ...
meidel 5
Well atleast he's getting laid.
duckman9 55
I dont really see the good part in getting something stuck up your ass... it should be a one-way-street, in the other direction!
Viperex 5
"This is gonna hurt me more than is gonna hurt you"
potsie10 4
Wow! I guess you just found out that she's got a lil kinky side. Roll with it brother!
gingerftw 0
He just got a finger up his ass how the hell is he supposed to "roll with it"???
ikickgingers 15
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gingerftw 0
I know everyone will dislike this but any way HahahahahahahahahahahHa sucks for you!!!
neongurl98 10
At least she cares!
stfu_bam 5
Enjoy it, who's knows maybe sometime soon you can return the favor she did for you.
xrainbowshadowx 17
Kinky.
bananabuttercup 8
Men get more pleasure from the behind. Seriously. The male gspot is right bear the prostate. Don't be nervous, be excited!
shayman92 13
She was only trying to help?