Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
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sarkaar 30
The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".
odod777 28
Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..
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Comments (68)
corleon198425 22
this comment has been monitored
feven 32
Moderated? It should be.
gatorclay97 28
I have an irrational hatred towards you... Actually it's completely rational.
odod777 28
Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..
Sunflower1919 19
I read this as if he was waiting for her to add to it, not just say his name.
JMichael 25
That's what I'm thinking is he thought she was gonna say more.
asnakelovinbabe 16
I read it as he stopped and asked her "what" in response to her saying his name like you would if someone called your name from the next room. When I first started dating my husband he did this. He stopped and he just said "what?" casually as if I needed to stop and have a conversation right at that moment... and for some reason he was totally fine with that ಠ_ಠ
sayyestothedress 24
#31 that's how I read it too!
gatorclay97 28
I'm just hoping he is really hot... Cause that kid isn't gunna go to college...
abineya4 7
don't most people do that though?
lil_ham1644 29
I never have. it seems odd to me. idk, though, to each their own.
sarkaar 30
The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".
iLike2Teabag 27
Or Mike Hawk.
KK3137 31
Or Haywood Jablowme
tigerisabelle 31
Or "I'll Call the Police Right Now!"
coming back in the future 30
Or Hoof Hearted
Vegetarian27 24
Or Eric Shin
DogeMan 14
Or Hugh jass
Insertnamesz 3
Or a robot named 'Alpha Kenny One'
charlesthaman 3
Or Andy Capp
farleytb42 11
He probably just did not understand what you said
Smiley_70 22
You normally don't scream his name. Try telling out dogs name next time. Or better yet have a pet name for use in sex
CowTippingDwarfs 21
What?
tony1891 22
what are you smoking?
gurbism 16
Woof?
the_zero_article 15
Cosmo Sex Tips: Wanna spice things up in the bedroom? In the heat of the moment try calling your boyfriend by his dog's name. It's hot. trust us. just do it you fuckign piece of s
asnakelovinbabe 16
^ yes, do this, all while eating a donut from off of his penis. I can already see the shady website ads... "PROSTITUTES HATE HER FOR KNOWING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK"
Lanker 17
#33 I started laughing so hard I cried after reading this :')
iloveanimeshow 6
lmaoo we need more people like you
Smiley_70 22
Ok first part question? Then joking about pets name. Then suggestion have a name you call him during sex so he doesn't stop. My mind goes million miles so unclear
tantanpanda 26
lol the amount of dislikes is exactly 69 at the moment
Perfectly_Killer 14
not the right one, girl.
CurvyisCool 22
Someone isn't very smart.
darwinism 30
Next time ask him "Who's your daddy?" and see his reaction. If it's you, there might be a problem.
xAmybbx 22
He's just hard.. of hearing.