By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

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Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
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inlimbo11 0

#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

ilaaFML 0

speaking from experience? haha

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firstnlast77 0

lol pwned

Well what did you expect trying to wake him up by farting in his mouth???????

toaster468 0

you sir are a retard, just think, where could she have been where he could knee her in the stomach? his crotch! guess what she did.

Get a sense of humor, toaster. I know it was a bad joke, but he was obviously kidding.

blue_bunnie 0

yea, you really should have woke him THEN done it. it's a scary feeling to be woken up that way...

billyboi 0

nice dude nice

ilaaFML 0

speaking from experience? haha

thats really sweet of you, dont let one bad experience deter you, just position yourself better next time

hahahaha ouch! that would of hurt

inlimbo11 0

#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

Best wakeup call ever. I've never kneed my fiancee in the stomach though lol. Position yourself better next time?

LOL does he know Krav Maga by any chance??

cradle6 13

^hahahaha. That's tactical sleep fighting right there

Time2Remission 0

OUCH!