By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

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Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
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inlimbo11 0
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#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

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ilaaFML 0
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speaking from experience? haha

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MEGAJOSH 0
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Well what did you expect trying to wake him up by farting in his mouth???????

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toaster468 0
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you sir are a retard, just think, where could she have been where he could knee her in the stomach? his crotch! guess what she did.

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TheOptimist 0
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Get a sense of humor, toaster. I know it was a bad joke, but he was obviously kidding.

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blue_bunnie 0
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yea, you really should have woke him THEN done it. it's a scary feeling to be woken up that way...

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billyboi 0
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nice dude nice

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ilaaFML 0
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speaking from experience? haha

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sadoc 0
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thats really sweet of you, dont let one bad experience deter you, just position yourself better next time

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tateno 0
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hahahaha ouch! that would of hurt

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inlimbo11 0
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#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

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Joeku 0
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Best wakeup call ever. I've never kneed my fiancee in the stomach though lol. Position yourself better next time?

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Jackthestripper 0
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LOL does he know Krav Maga by any chance??

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cradle6 13
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^hahahaha. That's tactical sleep fighting right there

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