FML : Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 January 2011 00:30 / United States

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By Doortje | 28

#2005628 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

By FYLDeep | 25

#2005662 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

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By JoshTheMaggot | 8

#2005620 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:52

Did you like it?

By Doortje | 28

#2005628 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

lovexbox | 8

#2005867 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:40

Best comment.

By thepieguyisi | 4

#2005636 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:54

What's so bad about that?

By reganera | 0

#2005638 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:56

why why why???

renjay | 0

#2007890 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:12

haha bistro :p

By littlemissdqgirl | 8

#2005642 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:57

Now that's love....

MaximilianMarche | 0

#2005688 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:05

what's the dq stand for?

agm2010 | 0

#2005719 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:09

dairy queen.

BWill9014 | 4

#2005724 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:10

I hope it's Dairy Queen since I worked at one

littlemissdqgirl | 8

#2005763 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:18

Yep:) dairy queen. Work there for 4yrs and still love the food

soldier4life_88 | 0

#2005774 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:20

mmmmh dairy queen!! I've been stuck in Fairbanks Alaska for three years!! haven't had dairy queen since I got here!!

erikaa1123 | 4

#2006126 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:11

I live in Alaska too! I wish we had better places here.

VannahNTabbie | 0

#2472148 - Saturday 7 May 2011 12:33

there's a dairy queen in 3 locations in Alaska. not to hard to find.

aktooki | 0

#2513936 - Sunday 15 May 2011 13:53

you know ak is like freakin huge right? and i lived there and all three dq's are like 6-8 hours away from fairbanks

By FYLDeep | 25

#2005662 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

I_R_Genius | 3

#2005713 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:08

Oh FYLdeep, how I've missed you and your comments so very much. Will you have my babies please. *faints if you say yes.*

FrenchToast94 | 0

#2006310 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:27

lmao!

By kbourco | 0

#2005666 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:02

what's enema??

Doortje | 28

#2005678 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:04

It's google, that's what it is.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2005736 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:12

It's 1/4 of a Blink 182 album.

italiangurrl | 8

#2005784 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:20

#10 you made me chuckle. :)

roxckinhenn | 0

#2006675 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:53

ikr!

EmoLittleBish | 0

#2006995 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:11

saleha97 | 4

#2007116 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:56

haha, #63

Jonkbaby | 16

#2007258 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:04

#63 you made my boner last 4 hours

banana_buddy | 6

#2007374 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:43

You had a boner for 4 hours and you didn't do anything about it?

quite_bored | 9

#2007579 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:04

It's an idiot asking for definitions when they can just Google it and spend 1/50 of the time.

aims14 | 0

#2007845 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:45

this just made my day (:

talktomandybaby | 8

#2007980 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:36

i agree:D thank youuu alllll for bring comical:D ;*

talktomandybaby | 8

#2007994 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:39

being*

twilightluver347 | 7

#2008354 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:02

jb! yeah!

babiebuntin | 7

#2008429 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 6:11

agreed! ^_^. :)

xXSlimShady24Xx | 0

#2008571 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:24

hey #92 your picture made my penis shink 3 inches

danilols689 | 11

#2012401 - Thursday 27 January 2011 12:03

also 93s username..

danilols689 | 11

#2012414 - Thursday 27 January 2011 12:06

I ment 92s

Gondile | 4

#2264818 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:06

My icon gives everyone boners. Yes, even women.

musicbunny | 1

#2266149 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:26

#63, you're an a*****e.

musicbunny | 1

#2266166 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:29

same with #103.

musicbunny | 1

#2266175 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:31

sorry not #103 I meant #96

losmiserables | 0

#2438684 - Sunday 1 May 2011 14:47

#112 has the best reply to a comment ever.

By figmo | 0

#2005722 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:10

you've never heard of a 'wine float' then now have you.

By daaron | 3

#2005728 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:10

that's sick unless it's a medical condition

freakin0ut | 0

#2005989 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:10

why the hell else would she need one.?

most likely not for pleasure. enema's are also used for blocked bowels.

TheOmen46 | 1

#2007168 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:18

most likely for the boyfriend to have anal sex with her

By donicus | 0

#2005753 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:17

lucky you.

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