Work: Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze....

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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Cursed

By HauntLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML

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Pennywise gonna get you

By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Friday 5 February 2010 17:28

You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props. You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.

ktbird 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:50

Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.

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fjoson 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:04

Haha you shoulda known better...

assasin_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:28

in your DICK????

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:37

no... he got kicked on the arm, obviously

boyguydudemalema 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:46

ur a clown, drunk or not i'd kick you too

Xuphra 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:56

YDI.

pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:48

should of pulled some space demon shit on they asses

Giant85 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:04

should've gone off and told or at least hide. then your balls would have been spared

Ventru 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:06

poor twins :(

Turtles_rock 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:12

Lmfao

Averizzle 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:17

Should of told off the guard and punched the guys.

clib542 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:19

great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing

ktbird 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:50

Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.

BritishHobo 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:00

Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?

randomk1d 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:34

Scurittyy!

teamhat 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:19

pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER

Gobsnoglin 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:26

You were NOT thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!

Trent14 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:00

hahaha epic win

vynnkalos 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:33

i agree with 6. they have a word for people like you. it starts with "D" and rhymes with "rumbass"

firecopy 6

Friday 5 February 2010 22:43

uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.