By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 831
You deserved it 4 341

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You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props. You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.

Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.

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Haha you shoulda known better...

in your DICK????

no... he got kicked on the arm, obviously

ur a clown, drunk or not i'd kick you too

should of pulled some space demon shit on they asses

should've gone off and told or at least hide. then your balls would have been spared

poor twins :(

Should of told off the guard and punched the guys.

great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing

Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.

Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?

pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER

You were NOT thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!

hahaha epic win

i agree with 6. they have a word for people like you. it starts with "D" and rhymes with "rumbass"

uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.