Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow...

By Anonymous - 5/2/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By FerrariCake | 2

#827805 - Friday 5 February 2010 17:28

You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props.

You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.

By teamhat | 0

#827628 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:19

pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER

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By fjoson | 0

#827575 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:04

Haha you shoulda known better...

assasin_fml | 0

#828836 - Saturday 6 February 2010 1:28

in your DICK????

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#828991 - Saturday 6 February 2010 2:37

no... he got kicked on the arm, obviously

boyguydudemalema | 0

#829854 - Saturday 6 February 2010 9:46

ur a clown, drunk or not i'd kick you too

Xuphra | 0

#912229 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:56

YDI.

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1391268 - Sunday 12 September 2010 5:48

should of pulled some space demon shit on they asses

By Giant85 | 0

#827577 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:04

should've gone off and told or at least hide. then your balls would have been spared

By Ventru | 0

#827584 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:06

poor twins :(

By Turtles_rock | 0

#827601 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:12

Lmfao

By Averizzle | 0

#827621 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:17

Should of told off the guard and punched the guys.

By clib542 | 0

#827627 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:19

great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing

ktbird | 0

#827956 - Friday 5 February 2010 18:50

Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.

BritishHobo | 0

#828342 - Friday 5 February 2010 22:00

Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?

randomk1d | 0

#831599 - Sunday 7 February 2010 0:34

Scurittyy!

By teamhat | 0

#827628 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:19

pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER

By Gobsnoglin | 0

#827656 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:26

You were NOT thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!

Trent14 | 0

#829292 - Saturday 6 February 2010 5:00

hahaha epic win

By vynnkalos | 0

#827675 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:33

i agree with 6. they have a word for people like you. it starts with "D" and rhymes with "rumbass"

firecopy | 6

#828417 - Friday 5 February 2010 22:43

uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.

By iamthespider | 0

#827680 - Friday 5 February 2010 16:36

ydi clowns suck

boyguydudemalema | 0

#829862 - Saturday 6 February 2010 9:48

i agree