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YDI FOR NOT USING THE FORCE LIKE THE OTHER GUY

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This reminds me of that movie where at the end he said 'what the **** have you done today?'.

YDI for not keeping your wife in the kitchen where she belongs.

YDI for assassinating JFK.

Wanted?

Your wife must be quite the ****?

i think right now is a perfect time for the............FALCONPUNCH!!!!!!

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Thats movie's called Wanted :)

#46, I'd be more curious what his boss was doing in his kitchen in the first place.

#108, maybe his wife was out of the kitchen, so his boss had to punish her with rape. I don't see why this is an FML, his boss was doing him a favour by showing his wife back to the kitchen, that's why he had a big smile of pride.

your talking about Wanted?

My mum thinks im a **** cos i wore a pair of short shorts today. I was painting and i needed to wear sone old clothes. FML

115 sexcist much?

you should screw his wife. Go figure.

yeah for real you should've wiped that shit off his face with your fist instead of posting an FML about it..

Calmly reply with 'sorry I have been sleeping with your daughter also, are we good?'

Ha! Love that.

"so, where do you see yourself in 5 years?" *don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife* "doing your....son?"

"Doing your mom, she's one hawt Milf" cue boss throwing up imagining it.

80-ROFLMFAO!!!! Family Guy reference, hahaha

Funnier than kicking him in the balls I think.

you only just barely lost said faith? i lost it when i was 14 :( but yeah, what an asshole. >:(

You work in a law firm?

Did you ask for a raise?

i won't lie...i laughed when i read the FML. but yes, it is awful.

did you really say "so assholy?" first of all, the proper way to say that is "such assholes." secondly, even if that were a word, it would be spelled "assholey." why are people so dumbassy?

I hate when people correct spelling and grammar on here! it's not a grammar site, get a life!

Yeah I reckon. People must have shitty lives if all they do is be dumbasses to those who aren't as knowledgable as them. I know heaps about grammar but I don't go shoving it down people's throats just because I want to impress people with how knowledgable I am. It's pathetic.

Yeah I reckon. People must have shitty lives if all they do is be dumbasses to those who aren't as knowledgable as them. I know heaps about grammar but I don't go shoving it down people's throats just because I want to impress people with how knowledgable I am. It's pathetic.

i would get him fired or beat the ******* shit out of him

you ******* wimp! burn him!

Uh. And why is that..? You're an idiot, kid, if you say it's his fault for being cheated on.

To #8 how the hell does he deserve it?! Wth

How is this a YDI?

Y'know, sometimes a wife will do strange things if she thinks it will help their husband's career. He is a nice illustrative joke: A guy wakes up, stinking drunk, in the passenger seat of his car, and says to his wife, "Where are we?" She says, "We're going home from your company Christmas party and your boss wasn't happy about how drunk you were." "Piss on him!" he says. She said, "You did. You got fired!" Then, he says, "**** him!" And she said, "I did. You go back to work on Monday!"

Sweetie, noone deserves that no matter what they did in the past.