wow shes sleeping around a lot if she doesnt even remember who she slept with and who she didnt. what a *****

is she blonde?

I know the answer! bang her; then ditch the dummy.

Dr. Phil is a "he" and he's bald.

you're obviously blonde though

18 are you naturally blonde? they were asking if ops girlfriend is blonde

wow sourgirl if anyone was gonna try and defend blondes you just ****** it up for them.

27- 18 was obviously making a sarcastic joke because he/she is annoyed that 12 replied to the first comment with an irrelevant comment that is not related to mine.

27, 12 was replying to #2's comment. Sorry you didn't get the joke. I guess you don't have to be blond not to understand some things. lol

I had a hard time reading your comment... something about it just messed me up. No, I'm not blonde, it's just that when I don't completely read something, my mind subconsciously fills in the blank. I'm kind of slow. Just goes to show you that you're right: you don't have to be blonde to not understand something.

GOLD DIGGIN *****

I think he was talkin bout his pregnant girlfriend!((: I think but I'm not sure!((;

32: well thats a pretty horrible joke. please dont try that ever again

I want to steal sourgirls identity. she's smart and has perfect credit!

sourgirl, I am shocked (although I know I shouldn't be) at the perpetual stupidity and lack of senses of humor on this sight. I thought your comment was hilarious.

lionandthelamb, thank you! I cracked myself up but you can't win them all over.(: 101, before my current job, I worked at a credit restoration place. It's super easy to fix your credit if you know how.

You're not cool because you do this!((:

Maury would be better for this. YOURE NOT THE FATHER!

108: plastic surgery

dr Phil= opra, I'm walrus form. stay away friend, stay away

Maury! Maury!

lmao, nice gal u got there....

lmao

Jesus #2.

now that was funny

haha 5 = win

Ingenious comment AND picture! Ladies and gentlemen, we have our new spotlight FMLer of the week.

WIN, 5

okay that was genius

I would think the FML is kinda both.

I thought it was an FML because she cheated.

agree with 64. it's not an fml that they didn't have sex because it'd could be his baby and they've only dated a month. with that given it's def fml for dating a ***** who cheated and it's trying to lie and make him the father.

f his life cause the next thing she told him was that hE didn't sleep with her ... but shE had sex with him... while he was unconscious. awk.

She didn't necessarily cheat - They've been dating for 1 month. It's very possible she's more than a month pregnant but is trying to rope him into it because she has no idea who the father is. . .Frankly, this is a girl you probably don't want to get involved with.

Well we don't know if she cheated. I think the fml is for having such a dumb ass gf! lol

True. What is the FML about?

exactly his gf is so stupid she thought she could get a baby daddy without sleeping with the guy first.

I thumbed your comment down because it doesn't necessarily take more than a month to find out if your pregnant. Seriously, you might want to read up in this. Knowledge is power and ignorance is how people end up pregnant without knowing who the father is.

3 eweeks

I think it's the fact that she doesn't remember/ care wether they had sex or not

in the united states she's allowed to decline and not take any test and still get child support. see: any men's rights forum

Not if its court issued, then when it turns out not to be his, she'll end up paying for it

lol

I remember that one... Ahh, the old days of FML...

Except if I remember that FML correctly she didn't ask him, she screamed "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!"

look like you've had a coloboma

She's a modern woman living a busy life. We can hardly expect her to remember which boyfriend is which can we?

"a few fries short of a Happy Meal" LOL, what the heck??? :0

that's awesome lol

few fries short of a happy meal... I'm going to start using that. P.S. I'm suddenly hungry for Micky D's

she's a few nuggets short of a 10 piece

Looks like she can't remember which fry from her Happy Meals double dipped.

No way can you leave now. You have AT LEAST 8 months of free sex! Bang it, bang it, bang it, dump it!

and you sir are a prime example of why even though im technically bi I've decided I'll stick with being a lesbian. :p

just a little fyi, you don't decide to be gay. it is "girls" like you that piss me and most lesbians off to no end. it is not a choice!!!! ******* idiot