By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States
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I had a hard time reading your comment... something about it just messed me up. No, I'm not blonde, it's just that when I don't completely read something, my mind subconsciously fills in the blank. I'm kind of slow. Just goes to show you that you're right: you don't have to be blonde to not understand something.
If she continues to insist tell her you'll pay for the paternity test if it turns out to be yours ;)
That is hilarious. Of course not for OP but, the situation. The fact that she tried to pin the pregnancy on you even though you didn't sleep with her shows you that she is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Time to bail my man - put on your track shoes and haul ass out of there!