By Jackedup - United States
  Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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  iAmScrubs  |  19

27- 18 was obviously making a sarcastic joke because he/she is annoyed that 12 replied to the first comment with an irrelevant comment that is not related to mine.

  YacL  |  15

I had a hard time reading your comment... something about it just messed me up. No, I'm not blonde, it's just that when I don't completely read something, my mind subconsciously fills in the blank. I'm kind of slow. Just goes to show you that you're right: you don't have to be blonde to not understand something.

  sourgirl101  |  28

lionandthelamb, thank you! I cracked myself up but you can't win them all over.(:

101, before my current job, I worked at a credit restoration place. It's super easy to fix your credit if you know how.

  0opsie  |  6

I thought it was an FML because she cheated.

  shakethat  |  10

agree with 64. it's not an fml that they didn't have sex because it'd could be his baby and they've only dated a month. with that given it's def fml for dating a whore who cheated and it's trying to lie and make him the father.

  Egnar  |  19

She didn't necessarily cheat - They've been dating for 1 month. It's very possible she's more than a month pregnant but is trying to rope him into it because she has no idea who the father is. . .Frankly, this is a girl you probably don't want to get involved with.

  booboo1234567  |  0

I thumbed your comment down because it doesn't necessarily take more than a month to find out if your pregnant. Seriously, you might want to read up in this. Knowledge is power and ignorance is how people end up pregnant without knowing who the father is.

By  SunshineBoy21  |  0

That is hilarious. Of course not for OP but, the situation. The fact that she tried to pin the pregnancy on you even though you didn't sleep with her shows you that she is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Time to bail my man - put on your track shoes and haul ass out of there!

  swick25  |  22

just a little fyi, you don't decide to be gay. it is "girls" like you that piss me and most lesbians off to no end. it is not a choice!!!! fucking idiot