By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
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My name is Melissa. I come on here to get a laugh or sympathize with people. I've had more then my fair share of FML's none which I would put on here yet! I love my dog Pepper. Love animal's in general really. I love to ride my motorcycle. If you want to chat email me @ [email protected] later
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By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley
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OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.