Every1luvsfmls

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Just a man with some kids in the van.. IT RHYMES

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One more and it's business time
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Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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You deserved it

By LagSwitchFTW - / Friday 25 January 2013 22:19 / United Kingdom

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By higgles15 - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:42 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous / Wednesday 30 May 2012 01:55 / United States - Sioux City

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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By liquid_sasquatch / Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:40 / United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:13 / United States

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