By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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lettertjes 0

That's what you get when you fish for compliments.

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xxmollyxx 25

I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.

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lettertjes 0

That's what you get when you fish for compliments.

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dotsdesu 0

what's wrong with being uglier than your sister?

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raNDMGUy 5

yeah he probably did it because you said that

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

102, boo-*******-hoo

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Spyrunner 0

The salesman may have thought you were referring to your sister.

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lyndis_fml 0

Full of yourself much?

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Flutist 3

It might fix her lop jaw.

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muffinsareyummy 1

ha. what a way to pop an ego, huh?

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xxmollyxx 25

I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.

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Emrysa 1

This. You're insulting your sister, wow you sound like a winner. I'd give the phone to your sister because living with you and your superiority complex/entitlement is probably punishment enough, she deserves the reward.

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The__Redneck 7

I was about to post the same thing myself. You and your sister hash out who you think is prettier. Leave the rest of us out of it.

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JohnForge 13

Exactly what I'm thinking. I would've said, "How about you just look for a different color? It's the same exact phone." Of course I wouldn't have sounded pissy. Or I'd be fired.

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Ragna_fml 0

Or you just wait a week and get the colour you actually want.

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angrygood 0

I know, right? Why so impatient? And I can't believe that you'd even do that to your sister. Would you really want to hurt someone's feelings over a phone's color? Spoiled... so spoiled...

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Twinklestar 0

That's not really flirting. That's just being full of yourself and I think regardless of your looks most people would've done the same.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

YDI for thinking black is a bad color. And trying to "flirt."

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CYNNER 0

You're on everyones type and neither is your sister

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lamblover486 0

the doctor says, that is a winning salesman, looks like u ugly

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