Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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Mehness 0
She pulled a Mary on you.
iAmScrubs 19
Dr. Phil will know the answer!
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Comments (239)
d10cat 0
can somebody tell me how to message people on here
teague95 16
you effed that spelling up haha
kportal69 5
daaaaaaamn
FreebirdIII 1
While you were sleeping..... Don't feel bad, a girl and I split up because she was moving to another state. 7 years later, she tells me her 5 year old son was mine???
martin1987uk 5
gold digger, she's just hoping you'll fall for it and pay to support the baby. hopefully she's now your ex girlfriend.
tanzanika 0
even if you did sleep with her. she couldnt possibly know that quick. one wouldnt really go and buy a pregnancy test without at least missing a period
RainbowHeadache 2
I was 6 weeks when I found out. But that was a week after my missed period. You can find out as early as two weeks.
RyanMacVey 17
anyone else feel bad for the fatherless baby???
RockstarRN 10
She's stupid and you should be celebrating you aren't having a kid with that idiot!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Abstinence, 99.8% effective.
malters 9
the other point 2 is another baby Jesus I presume?
mrtoothpick 11
Ahahahahaha.....hahahaha. Phew. Dumb bitch you've got there, OP.