Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had... - FML

By baron - 1/6/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By ilovefmlife | 0

#251955 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:56

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

By RiverRelic | 0

#251987 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:01

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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By jessxoxo28 | 5

#251923 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

omg.... thats sucks...
whose the daddy?

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Lx416 | 0

#1041691 - Thursday 24 June 2010 18:58

Damn datsphucked sorry bud.

-Ł

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Lx416 | 0

#1041692 - Thursday 24 June 2010 18:59

Wait, does her name happen to be Precious...? LMAO because that happend to a person I know

-Ł

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kofinater | 3

#1428793 - Monday 20 September 2010 2:28

Idk, about a daddy, this sounds like Jesus's story to me :D

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sonasonic | 34

#5974412 - Friday 13 June 2014 21:00

man are you so lucky! dump that cheating bitch!

By Niahbby | 0

#251926 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

Then theres no need for DNA tests

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kiki123_55555 | 0

#960155 - Thursday 18 March 2010 1:29

#2. yeah. save some cash

By Burner2K0 | 0

#251929 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:54

The art of betrayal. :)

By HeyitsPheddy | 0

#251937 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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flockz | 19

#3595911 - Thursday 17 November 2011 3:38

apples?

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the_enigma1019 | 1

#5178109 - Friday 23 November 2012 18:35

Aardvarks?

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coolsunshinebear | 14

#5399808 - Sunday 10 March 2013 19:36

they're not married

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PSYqualiac | 17

#6138264 - Monday 8 December 2014 0:39

Aflac?

By null_fml | 11

#251943 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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crandall | 0

#3555720 - Monday 7 November 2011 23:07

Thanks captain obvious

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XanderScythe | 11

#4251837 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:01

Your name should be Dull*

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Ted10003 | 3

#4738577 - Friday 27 July 2012 7:14

NOOOOO

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ArcheryCole99 | 12

#5424255 - Thursday 28 March 2013 6:42

Thank you for enlightening us.

By ilovefmlife | 0

#251955 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:56

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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ImSoSloth | 0

#3757334 - Monday 19 December 2011 21:57

you're*

By calicokitea | 0

#251972 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:58

At least you don't have to worry about it being yours or not! :)

By penizulaface | 0

#251974 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:58

#5

your quick wit amazes me.
i think i love you.

By Luckster | 0

#251977 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:59

Time to find a new girlfriend.

By jm88 | 0

#251980 - Monday 1 June 2009 23:59

#4, why be involved with a "shmashmorshion" with that ho? Drop herrrrrrrrrr