omg.... thats sucks... whose the daddy?

Damn datsphucked sorry bud. -Ł

Wait, does her name happen to be Precious...? LMAO because that happend to a person I know -Ł

Idk, about a daddy, this sounds like Jesus's story to me :D

man are you so lucky! dump that cheating bitch!

Then theres no need for DNA tests

#2. yeah. save some cash

The art of betrayal. :)

time to bring up the A word...

apples?

Aardvarks?

they're not married

Aflac?

Wait!! I think I just figured out your situation for you! If you haven't had sex yet, then that must mean she got pregnant from another guy!

Thanks captain obvious

Your name should be Dull*

NOOOOO

Thank you for enlightening us.

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

you're*

At least you don't have to worry about it being yours or not! :)

#5 your quick wit amazes me. i think i love you.

Time to find a new girlfriend.

#4, why be involved with a "shmashmorshion" with that ho? Drop herrrrrrrrrr