Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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Mehness 0
She pulled a Mary on you.
iAmScrubs 19
Dr. Phil will know the answer!
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Comments (239)
Mahkymahk 0
it's the next Jesus
KenzyTaylor10 0
it's Maury time!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
she's just another typical pysco bitch, don't worry aboot it
dealwithit84 0
get rid of the trashy ho
johnlingelbach93 1
should have slept with her, maybe she would not have slept around
Flutist 3
Even if they had been sleeping together for the month, realistically you can't tell if your pregnant until up to two weeks into the pregnancy, so even if they had slept together I doubt she would have even thought to look until she missed a period, some tests don't even show until 6 weeks into the pregnancy. So a month would not be enough time for her to have discovered she was pregnant--realistically--unless she was sleeping around and got with Op so he would feel guilty and take care of the baby.
HomeAl0ne 20
She didn't say you were the father, she just said it was yours. She's nice enough to give you a gift for your 1 month anniversary. What did you get her?
dannilozon 0
omg.
kayvan 8
This is not an FML. She saved you a lot of grief by her own stupidity.
Chris9154 6
why u upset about that? u only dated for a month, got rid of a cheating ***** ..and Plus ur not having a kid!
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
a couple times a month such FMLs come up, they never fail to make me laugh.