Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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Top comments
Mehness 0
She pulled a Mary on you.
iAmScrubs 19
Dr. Phil will know the answer!
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Comments (239)
ambowew 7
Drag her onto Maury Povich so I can get some entertainment when she sends a chair flying or runs away crying in denial like every other ***** who goes on that show.
etiennerheaume_fml 0
That comment just made my day XD
sbjess 8
OP, you are NOT the father!!!
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
:)
Blake4477 0
Really?! No way! lol JK
malters 9
I never would've guessed
Mitcha857 0
malters, it's a Maury reference lol
ILoveTabz 0
MAURY!
racsistninja 0
maybe she wishes it was yours and was trying to make that wish reality
supamanst 0
homie you are dating an idiot. so you both lose
barlessprison 16
It's okay, leave while you still can. Don't worry about missing her because trust me, you'll see her on Maury soon enough.
cloudy01 0
dodged a bullet there
untoldfame 3
great profile pic.
rileysmileydog 0
Take her on Muray!
zniltiaC 19
BE MY BABY's DADDY!!!!
malters 9
referring to previous FMLs automatically makes a comment just that much better
thatclown 4
HA!!! she's a freakin idiot!! xD
enonymous 9
So basically the story went like this: "You remember the virgin mary? I'm her replacement"