Today, I was cleaning out some cabinets and stumbled upon a bottle of vodka. Being a recovering alcoholic, I immediately flushed it down the toilet. When my boyfriend got home, instead of being proud of my victory, he bitched me out for wasting the good shit. That’s for the support babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, my son tried my great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I got a ton of angry and disappointed messages. My boyfriend posted a picture of us out at a restaurant, and I was holding a brown bottle. I’m a recovering alcoholic, and I was drinking a fancy root beer. No one believes me. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
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icalledhisname 12
I’m so proud of you, even though I don’t know you. You did the exact right thing. Stay strong, you’re doing great!
mskeptik 12
Could he be related to the reason why you started drinking in the first place? Seems like he is a keeper (is fine with you being an alcoholic and wants to keep it this way). Have you considered quitting him?
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mskeptik 12
Could he be related to the reason why you started drinking in the first place? Seems like he is a keeper (is fine with you being an alcoholic and wants to keep it this way). Have you considered quitting him?
icalledhisname 12
I’m so proud of you, even though I don’t know you. You did the exact right thing. Stay strong, you’re doing great!
RichardPencil 32
Just because you have a problem with alcohol doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.
ptsdsucks 18
her boyfriend shouldn't have brought it around her. he obviously isn't very supportive or caring
diraven 15
Get the bottle out the recycling bin and crack him over the head with it
princess_stabitty 20
That is one awesome thing to do.
bl3ur0z3 17
So I'm guessing the way this went down is he hid his stash from you to prevent you from falling for temptation and you poured it down the drain instead of asking him to hide it better because you couldn't resist temptation for a couple hours and/or he has to suffer with you.
lev 11
of course the OP couldn't resist temptation. that's what alcoholism is.
Lyshan 10
There is a difference if you'd need to buy it first and having it at home.
therainbowfaerie_ 8
You should be proud of yourself! We all are ♡
Paul Hendry 10
I don't understand why in this day and age when we have apps to give away food and drink people feel like it's ok to waste food away. Think of the environment
Lyshan 10
Yes destroy your liver, hun, screw you and your stupid alcoholism, that's just some made up bullshit by health insurance companies! Next time just put that half drunk disgusting bottle that touched all the lips after your last orgy on fb marketplace for sale. /s
Paul Hendry 10
if it was closed.. you give it away for free.. if not and you can still give it away - provided you havent used your drunk from the bottle and poured into a glass.. yeah lets waste perfectly good bottle into a sink... well done..
Rusty Armstrong 13
Sounds like he might have a problem too.