Tess_fml

About Tess_fml

nerd, gamer, future filmmaker.

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Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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By Tiana / Monday 9 January 2012 01:51 / United States

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 23 January 2012 05:12 / United States

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 January 2012 08:26 / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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By anonymous - / Friday 13 January 2012 05:05 / Canada

Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

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By Dockin - / Thursday 14 February 2019 15:37 / India

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