By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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Welshite 39

DNA test, and dump her.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.

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Welshite 39

DNA test, and dump her.

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ComoEsJuan 24

I've heard of Virgin births before. Something about some guy named Jesus or Jesse or something..

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Tarlachia 33

#14, actually it's Jesús. Es muy especial.

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ComoEsJuan 24

*GASP* well I do declare, Mr. Beauregard!

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's almost like gone girl, except her dad will be the killer...

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lnheritance 19

Wouldn't that require surviving nine months? Or are they capable to do it at any given time? I honestly have no clue.

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chlorinegreen 27

One girl got pregnant from doing oral then getting stabbed in the stomach. She was a virgin and gave birth to a child. Look it up, I know I'll get thumbed down anyways.

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SarcasticShade 16

Are you a wizard #74?

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Phooey 22

#74 lol not everything you read on the Internet is true.

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Misshhh 23

Why would OP need DNA Testing? From the looks of this FML it sounds like he and his girlfriend had never had sex. Or none that he's aware of lmao

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martin_dustinc 8

Re-read and try again, #101.

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blackonblight 32

Nah, they called the kid Josh. What do you expect with a mother named Miriam?

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RebeccaRFT 18

Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.

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HyunnK 18

Ain't nobody got time fo dat

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tucansamTommyG 12

I got bronchitis!

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Regimental_Phan 18

I just wanted a cold pop....FUCK NO I got a baby!

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thejokingguy13 12

Dude one word...run

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cheertrombonist 9

*Forrest.... come on man.

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Som3Rand0mGam3r 9

opportunity missed

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RollingCakes 21

Well I hear that the East Coast is nice during times of fertilization

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chloewj 15

Tell her to get out of your life

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briang959 47

Maury Povich is in your future....or Jerry Springer.

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Jinxsie 27

I pick Maury. You don't have to worry about losing your fake hair or ruining a nice shirt.

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travellingfun 18

Leave, find someone better and let her deal with all the problems she has caused herself.

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aruden 25

She sounds like an evil one.

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feven 32

Just leave. You have zero obligations and if the dad tries anything take him to court. But make sure to explain yourself at least once to her parents beforehand tho

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igive 29

Dump her ass. And tell her to leave you alone. BTW you have rights to a DNA test if she tries anything.

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