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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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wrw28405 0

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

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Imawhalerider 0

the best mom ever not an fml

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sparxva 12

I'm with #1 - best Mom. You don't know when you've got it good.

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mynameisnotjudie 0

Exactly! At least she didn't say, "Get the hell out of the shower, I don't want you pregnant." Awesome mom. Watching out for you AND letting you have fun. ;- )

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Gavik 0

**** Your Life? No, you have a cool mom. Your life rocks.

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ZoomIn12 0

LOL when I first saw this I thought I'd be the first to say you have an awesome mom, look what I see first

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drano 0

i agree with everyone that replied to the first comment to get theirs seen i wish my mom was that cool

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Mr_BOBO 0

I WANT YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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baby_love 0

awesome mom! how old r u ... -_-

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Carla174 0

Yeah, you better be happy you're mom is that laid back! My mom would kill us both and then have a heart attack if she caught me.

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IamSpartacus 0

#150 - Haha, that doesn't sound right...

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cheer_leader247 0

most definitely cool mom. i frickn hope i can be as cool as her once i have children. kudos to the mom.

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regalarius 0

#256 - My mom was one...she offered to buy me condoms when I was 15. OP - you've got it good. Embarrassing? Yes. Good omen? Definitely.

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Avaquin 0

my mom tried to get me to buy condoms when i was 12. 'just in case'.

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The_Flanman 0

My mom caught me in the shower with a girl once... no kids for me...

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jessieex0x0 0

lmfao sweet ass mom

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raven02 0

yes best mom and it was the girl's 2..their probably from the country lol

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darren824 0

everyone knows when you have sex in the shower there is no need for a condom

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geb_925 0

You're an idiot. Being in the shower doesn't magically make you free from ANY of the risks.

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YNasty 0

dont listen to em. everyone knows the shower protects against aids

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Twisted_Method 0

Yeah if she's "fixed" like my last girl was...greatest thing ever. You can do anything with no worries.

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Jordna 0

#129 - oh yeah. first thing we learned in sex Ed. shower will save you from everything!

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Cbabe07 0

110, totally not true- you can still exchange vaginal fluids and semen while in the shower, using condoms and not having sex are the only things that protect you from any risks.

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ndvorsky 4

you guys brutally raped and murdered the funny in his sarcastic comment

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the17doctor 12

People on this site's comment section have an issue with sarcasm. Ironically them mistaking sarcasm for idiocy is pretty idiotic.

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wrw28405 0

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

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iKaite 0

Agreed. I would love my mom to do that!

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youjustmademelol 4

Ikaite , I mean that is a kick ass mom but I would never want my mom to walk in on me and my boyfriend naked in a shower... Awkward

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katelynmarie 0

WATER BALLOON! :)

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oogyboogy 6

Today, me and my boyfreind were in the shower and I showed him a condom, I was about to put it on he grabbed out of my hands and said " cool water baloons" he's filled it up and threw it at me. fml

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im_in_love 0

hahahhajdhjafhjsdhhahfjkdhsahahhahha did that not make it on the website?!

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aback 4

At least she didn't come through the shower curtain like Norman Bates' mom.

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