Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
king_benji 1
That sucks.
ALgamon_fml 0
Exactly #100 i agree with you, I love boobies and nice big round asses its all about T&A!
DalekSec 6
Plot Twist: OP is a girl.
ALgamon_fml 0
106 i hope not cause then that means the ex really isnt the sharpest tool in the shed and far from it
Sigilwen 24
I think it had to be an excuse. I hope some one isn't the dumb and if so please don't let her multiply.
skipper2009 18
It makes total sense!!!!
darryaz 9
Look at the bright side..... now you're free to pursue a pair of lesbians.
CeCe184 17
Maybe she dumped you because you had **** on your computer.
ALgamon_fml 0
Thank you #112 i can't spell dementia cause i spell alot of words feneticaly (which i probably just spelt wrong to cause if i don't know how to spell something it gets spelt how i sound it out) now i can write that down so i can start remembering how to spell that shit right lol
tj4234 35
Ironically that wasn't even a phonetic spelling of 'phonetically'. But good effort :).
ALgamon_fml 0
#132 it was the phonetic spelling of it for me lol I've never seen it written out before just heard it and thats why it was 'fa' instead of 'pho' cause i've always heard it pronounced as if it were 'fa' but still it got you to correct the spelling for me like i was needing and thank you for that im always one for learning =^,..,^=
Omniprism 14
Good riddance. Find yourself and intellectual girl who likes ****.