Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 560
You deserved it 153

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School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!

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School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!

School is more important. Dont let family dictate what or when you should have a relationship.

Now that you've proven yourself, you are qualified to date from a pool of highly desirable gentlemen: math nerds.

Eww... why would you want to date a boy? Boys are gross. They're all hairy, and sweaty, they smell nasty, and penises are really ugly-looking. Nah, what you want is a woman.