Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
Nazaress 13
Would it have been better if she dumped you for being a sexist, homophobic lesbian-fetishizer?
jamesr792 6
Obviously she's a stupid bitch, so you shouldn't be too broken up about her
imbedderdenu 23
She was looking for an excuse
stavesacre 2
If anything lesbian **** makes you LESS gay... Who wants to see penis? At any rate, I can't say for certain but it sounds like you dodged a bullet
christiniexo 9
**** is for guys who aren't getting laid anyway
starstar2014 4
if i found lesbian **** on my bf's computer, i would not care. Might even watch it with him. Op your girlfriend, well ex girlfriend, seems a bit not all there.
Srj5577 3
If your watching **** you obviously don't care that much for your girlfriend, So stop complaining, you deserve it.
megabite99 4
Bitches be crazy
xoxo787 9
Eh you'll find someone better anyway maybe a girl who loves **** too :)
FallenStar06 5
If I found lesbian **** on my husband's computer I'd probably try to remember it for later myself. lol Quick recommendation, for your next serious relationship there should probably be a talk as to whether or not **** is ok.