Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
hanikayy 15
Some women are just very insecure about their partner watching ****, which can be understandable, but her reasoning made absolutely no sense whatsoever. You must be gay because you watch lesbian ****? Does she not get that the target demographic is for straight men? She's either an idiot or didn't want to admit she was jealous or insecure.
squarecircles 13
Seems like someone who's got a thing or two to learn about modern day birds & bees kinda stuff.
cchuckcloninger 5
I'll take a slightly different tack here. She should have dumped you for looking at ****....of any kind. I mean you have a willing and able sweet young thing and you'd rather whack it yourself? Perhaps she will find someone who will share the sexual experience rather than keeping it to themselves?
little_one 20
I'm sorry but your a guy? And your saying when in a relationship there should be no need for ****? Bullshit! Been married almost 2 years and together almost 9 and I'd be worried if he didn't watch it sometimes. I'm not a 24 hour **** doll there will be moments I'm not home or whatever and he wants alone time... Wow your weird hopefully you find a girl that hates **** and you can live in peace where you will never beat it ever.
centaurel 6
Masturbating is okay, looking at **** while you do it is not, it's practically cheating.
nadimishka 8
.... what?
PieknyCzlowiek 7
honestly **** is for single guys or guys who have girls that are okay with that. you should have asked her how she feels about this when you started dating her and if she was giving you what you need then you shouldnt be hiding that stuff kn your computer.
nyikkins 11
It's not about not getting what you need from your partner; sometimes it's about having some 'me' time. As long as it's not affecting the intimacy you have with your partner, it shouldn't matter. It's a little fantasy, rather than your partner not being good enough to satisfy you. If I'm sick, out of town, or just really not in the mood, I have no problem if my partner jacks it to a couple of chicks in a **** clip. Better than giving him photos/videos of myself that could wind up on the internet.
centaurel 6
It no longer is a "fantasy" when real live women are involved, it's disgusting.
michaeljackson69 6
Honestly if she doesn't trust you enough that she has to look through your hard drive then you are better off
purpleninja94_fml 3
Dint look at **** when you have a significant other
Hutch1965 6
Because all gay men enjoy lesbian point. Didn't you know that?
robertmil90 10
What straight guy doesn't like lesbian ****?
kemando 22
Right... Because seeing LESS dick in your **** is... More gay?