Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
skate2125 4
What? That makes no sense..
WhaleWhyNot 6
Maybe she's the gay one..?
HatemyLife32 15
That makes no sense. Something else has to be going on with her you don't know about. She took an 'easy out'. Or is she really that dumb?
cfeggs 4
I don't get what's the big deal when the "boyfriend" watches ****. If you're not giving it up then he has to get his release somewhere! Be happy it's not with another girl! Master-bating is NATURAL.
centaurel 6
You don't need **** to **********, fantasizing about other women is disgusting and humiliating for the girlfriend. I hope you're single and stay single, no girl deserves a guy with your mindset.
arcanesentry 14
Who keeps **** on their computer anyway?
Smoxxii 17
You don't want to be dating a dumb bitch like that anyway. Sorry about your relationship, OP! Hopefully you find someone better. :)
little_one 20
At first I thought it was a man who found his girlfriends ****, now that would make sense. She's either trying to dump you or really dumb. Either way **** doesn't change your actual preference but you can enjoy watching a variety for fun see what's out there. I accidentally stumbled on incest anime **** (not on my husbands hard drive) now that was weird... There's something's that should not exist...
loidnerdy101 10
Ouch.
patdavis13 6
lol sorry to tell you this bro but she didn't break up with you because of the **** lol it had to be some other thing
jackfowler_18 4
She sounds stupid anyway