By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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jipster 11
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She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....

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Wizardo 33

If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.

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jipster 11
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She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11
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captain obvious saves the day yet again! thank you kindly, for without you, I surely wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

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jipster 11
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Ow man sorry for having a little compassion for the OP

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Or op was cheating on her

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YeaSo3 14

or she's insane...win-win for you op...

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thursday817 6
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Something tells me "captain save a hoe " shouldn't be giving pointers on being compassionate. I can't put my finger on why he shouldn't be though.

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dancinwookie 21
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Why do people have to lie over such stupid crap? And, to make up a sister? Brass balls. Life runs much smoother when you say what you actually mean, and not play mind games.

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Wizardo 33

If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.

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wlddog 14

Well you see.... She USED to have a sister, but that sister was really an evil twin clone. She really hates her evil twin clone so she devised a strategy to get rid of her, but not before the evil clone could taint her relationship.

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Wizardo 33

Cocaine, its a hell of a drug right number 8? Lay off the conspiracies a little...

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Wimoweh 10
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Wow 8. Two threads with evil clone theories? What has the world come to...

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wlddog 14

I know it was a long shot. But it was an attempt to tie them together. Guess it was a fail. Oh well.

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PaigeLeeAnn11 23
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What a pathetic excuse. Better off without her.

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TorturedXeno 27

She sounds like a fruitcake anyway.

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Jelbeztok 17

If she used such an obvious lie to break up, you probably doesnt need her.

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Welshite 39
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Let me guess: you "doesnt" need a dictionary either.

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Tell her that your 'brother' said she was pretty good in bed.

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newbzy92 6

Yes, fight the childish accusations with more childish accusations. Good plan

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olpally 32

What a bullshit excuse...good god, people are this stupid? You're better off without a stupid dumb bitch like her.

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kwyk 23
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Are you sure she doesn't have a sister? Your relationship didn't sound the greatest.

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ozpunker 20
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Either she was batshit crazy or had a close friend she regards as a sister. Possibly a sorority sister? My money is still on batshit crazy.

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M3DIC4T3 29
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Maybe she considers her best friend a sister? I need more information before I decide whether it's a YDI or FYL moment.

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jerryj 27
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Stop sitting on the fence! Indecisiveness has become unacceptable in today's fast-paced world.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Sounds like you're better off in the long run.

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stuner56 22

Well good thing you don't have to worry about an immature girlfriend

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