Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
circuitboynm 8
She's obviously very ignorant, you shouldn't be dating her anyway.
MymB612 14
So... she sees lesbian **** on your laptop, freaks out and dumps you. Ever thought that maybe she's a lesbian and was so turned on that she freaked out and projected her feelings on you? That would also serve to alleviate the guilt she would feel if she dumped you telling you she's gay. Just a thought.
bebbeb 2
It's just some ****, she's a crazy bitch, let her go OP
ALgamon_fml 0
Wwooooowww really? That sounds like some little insecure high school girl BS. I mean as long as its legal **** with 2 adults in it who cares? She should be happy she found **** with real people in it instead of anime **** or worse yet TENTICAL ****!!! Or German shizza(shit, idk if thats spelt right) or... I'll just stop there cause i could go on with a list of types of **** that are way worse to find out someones into the normal **** or lesbian ****.
gmc_blossom 21
Your comment was so insightful. Thanks.
Nazaress 13
@#91: "Normal" **** (instead of straight) or lesbian ****? The homophobia is strong in this one.
TheCrispyCat 20
She is stupid
gameover18 17
wow she is crazy dude find someone else.
PipingMouse 14
How about you check what she has on her computer.
Kamon97 23
Well you really shouldn't make it easy to find
aaronsayshi 21
Your girlfriend was frickin stupid
worldclassrager 39
Either way in a relationship she should be your pleasure not two other girls going at it...but she was probably a bit mad...she'll probably come back around...