Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
vinny098 22
well that sucks. fyl
zoegirl_455 30
She seems a little confused...maybe she needs a dictionary
mbuck87 19
Bro; stream that shit and delete your history. No problems that way
ZY1431 24
well she's definitely not the one
Peebo_man 12
Dude my girlfriend would break up with me if she found ANY **** on my computer, because apparently she's not good enough for me.
Merylwen 24
It's not nice to find out your partner masturbates looking at other people. It's actually quite horrible and traumatic for some people.
mbuck87 19
**** grow up. The sooner you realise that being in a relationship doesn't automatically shut out the attractiveness of other people , the happier you'll be. Also, unless you are A) around your partner 100% of the time, and B) say yes to sex 100% of the time, you can't really be annoyed that they jerk off occasionally. Also, sometimes guys just feel like jerking it, even if they're getting plenty.
DanielleinDC 33
Why not? Look, we're humans. We're going to find people besides our partners attractive. Just because we're on a diet doesn't mean we can't press our faces to the window of the candy store (and this works for women and men). The keys are 1) don't do anything more than look and 2) don't be blatantly obvious in front of your partner. As for you, OP, your ex-girlfriend doesn't sound too bright. I don't know too many gay men who would want to watch lesbian ****. Maybe she doesn't like that you have **** on your computer or she doesn't like the amount. Maybe she was looking for an excuse.
starstar2014 4
I can understand why she could get upset. However its **** and made for public consumption. It is not like some woman personally tailored nudes/self made **** flick to you. If it was that case then your girlfiend has a "right" to be upset. Same goes for if you choose to watch **** rather than have sex with your girlfriend.
rockydify 22
fyl #139
10showgirl 16
When I found out that my boyfriend had **** on his computer, it hurt so much.
idkwhyxD 5
coming from a woman that had her boyfriend cheat on her multiple times during pregnancy and got a **** addiction out of no where if I find any **** or anything on his phone ever again I'm leaving. I'm tired of not being enough for his stupid ass. he has over 100 sexy pics of me too so he has no excuse.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Well that escalated quickly
thelittlemissy 29
Too bad she didn't want to watch **** with you, then you wouldn't need to hide it.
thisisthestupid 18
Why Are you looking at **** I you have a girlfriend? Isn't that the point of a girlfriend?
pink_lightning 16
The point of having a partner is not, in its entirety, orgasms. The feminist in me face palmed so hard. There's a balance to using ****. As long as it isn't interfering with current sex life, and isn't affecting other areas of life, it's perfectly healthy. It most likely saves more relationships than it harms, for couples who are long distance or have different libidos/schedules.
Nazaress 13
@#79: You must be one of those "sex-pozzie feminists" because I would think a feminist would be against the high rates of female rape in the industry, the general fetishization of female torture and black, East Asian, and trans women, and ****'s effect of warping young men's ideas about healthy sex.
SillyGirl4602 23
I agree with 79 on this. Usually if a guy tells his girlfriend he never watches **** it's a lie. It's normal for men to watch ****. My ex and I would even watch it together sometimes. Just because a guy watches ****, it doesn't mean that he's not interested in his girlfriend.
JMichael 25
Who knew that a man watching lesbian **** means he's secretly gay? By have I been brought up wrong..
horneyhic 15
That's ok I'm a male lesbian to there are lots of us