Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Zarcissa 34
Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?
jgwyh 18
Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".
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Comments (236)
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
You gotta learn to hide that stuff.
midgetism 9
that doesn't even make any sense!
SkylaChristian 18
Maybe just don't watch **** ? It isn't exactly respectful to your partner, especially when kept secret.
limabeans101029 20
I wouldn't call it disrespectful, as long as it isn't kept a secret. When a guy watches ****, it doesn't automatically mean he's using it to replace his girlfriend, or that his girlfriend isn't good enough. It just means that he's using it to **********, which is pretty normal. I'm a girl and, although knowing that my boyfriend sometimes watches **** can sometimes make me a little jealous, I know that it's natural for him to want to do that and so I don't take it personally. I watch **** sometimes too, and I don't think that's disrespectful towards my boyfriend. I get why people are uncomfortable with it, but I don't think it's that big of a deal
molliciousj 19
I hate the world. This entire post makes me wish I was a neutrasexual (asexual). Ha. Too bad it didn't work out, you two were meant for each other.
hanikayy 15
... What?
Xotoolyxo 16
Better **** then actual lesbians..
Srj5577 3
If you really cared about your girlfriend you wouldn't have watched ****. You deserve it.
hanikayy 15
There's nothing wrong with a bit of stimulation. You can love someone to a full extent and enjoy ****. I used to get really mad at my boyfriend for it, and I realized when he showed true remorse for upsetting me that he really does care. I no longer being it up but it used to bother me a lot. We cannot act like we as human beings don't have urges to either looks at or read about other sexual encounters. It still bothers me a bit that people do things like that but i know it doesn't mean that your partner cares less or would pick that person over you. It's when it becomes an addiction that it's a problem
Evilbear 16
So she thinks you're attracted to men because you like to watch women having sex with each other?
ALgamon_fml 0
Oh no looks like a few people woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning XD and thats just the ones commenting atm who knows how many more there are to come!
Nazaress 13
Would it have been better if she dumped you for being a sexist, homophobic lesbian-fetishizer?
JEHughes 13
She was just looking for a reason to get rid of you man. Don't even let it bother you.