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That must SUCK. *trollin*
The only thing that made sense in your comment was calling yourself a troll.
hey don't hate. I mean ya gotta love his picture
Are you crazy?
Okay, yes, I meant to say she must suck instead of that must suck. As to say his girlfriend sucks. Hope you're smart enough to get the extra cheesy pun.
OP just needs to get a friend of his that she doesn't know to walk by and yell "Fat cow!" so that OP can then say "Yep." Because calling a guys dick small is the equivalent of calling a girl fat, imo.
To bad its Monday in Australia and other countries. Idiot
83 ya Dumb ass they have to be approved first.
So.. Is it true?
I think it is...she had prob lost her virginity to OP
His small penis is incapable of taking virginity. Sorry, OP.
Maybe the girlfriend has a gaping never ending black hole of a ****** and his dick just looks small near it
But then he would have fallen in and ended up in some alternate dimension ages ago.
You forget there are two possible theories to that one the penis will disappear forever or the person disappear. But since no one has ever survived either we don't know were they go
Where*
How would the annoying kid know about Op's penis....
Yes... because viagra makes you penis bigger.
if there was a drug that made penises bigger then our economy would have zero unemployment, because so many new corporations would sprout up and create hundreds of thousands of jobs, all of them specializing in the creation of cases or pans to safely store your penis so it doesn't drag on the ground. and viagra's founder would be president.
Ooh, so that's why that stuff doesn't work.....
If viagra made you dick bigger, I'm sure 70% of the population would be on it.
136 - So women would be taking it too? Men only account for about 50% of the population.
And here I thought it was a given it meant a percentage of the male population. Smh...
arent they anyway?haha
If that was my secret I wouldn't want her to be honest
To all you ladies, making fun of a mans junk is the worst thing you can do to him. It will destroy every fragment of his self esteem.
So let me get this straight 92. Because you chose to be vegan, the rest of us that eat meat and what not are assholes?
I get this nagging feeling that 92 was... oh, shit, what's the word... JOKING about the asshole thing...
Hey 92 i'm about to eat a big juicy steak from a cow i savagely butchered with my bare hands
92- Please explain to me how we (meat-eating beings) are assholes. I wouldn't call you an asshole if your profile pic was a plate of vegetables. The person with the pic of steak may be proud that he/she is a meat eater. Just as I'm sure you're proud that you're a vegan. I have no problem with people being vegan, but I don't understand why you all freak out when people mention eating meat. Meat eaters don't freak out when people talk about being vegan, so I don't understand what the big deal is.
Good things come in small packages
as long as he knows how to use it! then the girl won't care
yes just like how as a pathological liar the truth is important to me
It's the little things that count
Haha depends on how small :p
That scenario is one of the few exceptions to the whole small package line.
But better things come in bigger packages
Sad but true
My dick is 3 inches..... From the ground!
she could just be saying that to get rid of the kid. anytime someone tries to insult me I just shout "Yep!" or "you bet!" or "you know it"... stuff like that.
The truth hurts
Actually, she can barely feel the truth ;)
The truth may hurt but this one wont
What a downer x).
Que?
its not the size of your boat, just the motion in the ocean;)
Jefree Star ;)
Who the hell is that? That phrase was around much earlier than whoever you speak of.
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So.. Is it true?
Good things come in small packages