By Ear Invasion - 26/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
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Codezlol 21
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Did you name him Jiminy??

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isallwaysme 27
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that little bugger

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isallwaysme 27
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that little bugger

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ICastillo 24
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And after all this time he thought his conscious was just chirping at him. I bet It was bugging him for a long time.

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insertnameherr 11

how does one even manage to get a cricket stuck in their ear?

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kenoswild 14
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neat magic trick....

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Codezlol 21
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Did you name him Jiminy??

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Enslaved 36
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Well, Jiminy did think he was a conscience. (: What better way to try and get into the mind of the OP? (:

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GothickNihilist 15
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Well it is a proper cricket name. Oh and always let your conscience be your guide. OP next time make friends with a cat named Figaro. :3

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JustKittyKat 24
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I once saved a cricket from my cat and named him, Cri-kee like the one in Mulan.

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frecktured 14
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Gonna get yourself used to chirp-less nights!

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yoursucklives 36

very nice of you to befriend it!

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buckdharma 36
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Could have been worse. Could have been a dung beetle.

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ma12r 22
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how???....I don't even.....

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AnimeCookie 9
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Could have crawled up to your brain and ate it.

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Synapsky 10
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My grandpa used to pull quarters out of my ears. Maybe your doctor is your grandpa, but he doesn't want to be obvious about it.

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buddy51 23
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Or your grampa was a doctor and you had crickets AND quarters in your ear...

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testestestes123 4
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I knew a guy who had a roach crawl in his ear while sleeping. He had to go to the hospital in the middle if the night to remove it. He slept with cotton balls in his ears after that. Traumatized much? Me thinks, yes.

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Sputnikspak 13
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I've had mosquitoes get in my ears before, but I would probably freak the hell out if it was anything else (I freak out enough at the mosquitoes...). Aaaaagh.

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Enslaved 36
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I've had a gnat fly up my nose and freaked out because I couldn't find the damn bug! I even blew my nose like crazy trying to get it out! :P

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gc327072 30
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There once was a lady why swallowed a gnat. Why she do dat?

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Jovecove 13
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Gawd I hate roaches, those damn little shits need to find elsewhere to make their homes

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