By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

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Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
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maddcow 0
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maybe her vagina is just too big

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Melanie_fml 0
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If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)

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My2864 1
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seriously your dick on facebook? facebook is a overrated site but theres no way in hell im visiting it now

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iwuvwolfz 0
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Are you asian? xD sorry racist comment

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Youdumbidiot 0
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Why the hell do you have a picture of your dick on facebook. Stop being such a fricken jackass

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Iissosmart 5
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read it again. she hooked up with him

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iBurnTrees 6

wow read the fml kids. the pic of his junk isn't on facebook. she saw it when they hooked up. and now she is showing her friend what the guy looks like. DUH

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Jeeesuuus 0
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You fail 96

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yeahreally 6

buuurrrnnnn....

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bestnameright 14
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Lol yeah he's going to need some ice for that... Dang do you guys smell smoke? Whoa see that fire? I hear a fire truck now and the fire alarm!

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greatnt249 0

Bummer.

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loveaddiction 0
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That sucks! D: But, you know, size doesn't always count!

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icall_BS 0

Are you fucking kidding me?

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xFuZioN 0
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yes, it always counts. always.

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Melanie_fml 0
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If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)

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Thekbking 11
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note to others 4 inches is still an inch and some change under the average length.

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Solano2580 24
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#7 the average for a grown man is 6 not four, or just measure from your wrist to the tip of your middle finger

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InfiniteSunshine 32
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Actually no, the average size for a grown man is 5 inches, not 6.

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renae 0

oh snap.

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April11 0
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It's not how big it is it's how you use it :) Don't worry about that cow

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