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Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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You deserved it 19 622

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 602

You deserved it 3 592

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 270

You deserved it 8 190

By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 583

You deserved it 69 138

By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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You deserved it 5 833

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 95

By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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You deserved it 42 198

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 924

You deserved it 260

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 465

You deserved it 1 271

By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 520

You deserved it 18 955

good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

Comments

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

what nice place shares a parking lot with an apartment complex? maybe our areas are different. but you HAVE to notice an apartment complex!

TotalStar 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 7:50

OP noticed the comples before, but didnt notice the old man.

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

ritzy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

creepyy

good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

Cartoony 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:21

Must be a pervert... >.>

ii_tayman 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 7:35

No shit

phoyos 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:22

heres an idea. just wear the clothes you already had on. FYL.

your_face 15

Friday 24 April 2009 23:25

#6 - the person probably has to wear a uniform to work. Or his/her work clothes weren't nice enough for the restaurant. That sucks - FYL, but you also deserve it for not seeing the apartment complex q: And like #4 said, you could have changed before leaving work.