Honda288

About Honda288

Don't try to be smarter than me because chances are you will just embarrass yourself.

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100 kick-ass comments
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

25,800%
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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Consolation prize
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Honda288's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By iFail / Thursday 29 January 2009 17:55 / United States

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By skid kid - / Saturday 10 March 2012 02:09 / Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 March 2012 22:20 / Canada

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By kal / Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:03 / United States

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tiana / Sunday 29 January 2012 02:34 / Canada

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Honda288

100 kick-ass comments

50 quality comments

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

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Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

A new thumb

One more and it's business time