FML : Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into...

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Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 January 2012 20:59 / Canada

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By aantho_fml | 0

#3921411 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:28

Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

By chester75 | 5

#3921399 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:27

Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

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By chester75 | 5

#3921399 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:27

Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

TalkingTowelTim | 0

#3921561 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:42

I can just imagine you being like, "Whew, thank God it didn't break." Then seeing the bus coming and just being like, "Fuck, that sucks."

boating_guy | 33

#3921572 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:43

Seems like something you'd see in a movie haha

gntfmlingnow | 12

#3921611 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:48

You obviously didn't have a Nokia, for the bus would have exploded into a fiery blaze

kristabelli | 19

#3922020 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:48

Omg that happened to me in December!

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3922271 - Sunday 22 January 2012 04:39

You called?

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3923898 - Sunday 22 January 2012 12:08

Same thing happened to me but my phone was so screwed it was sent into skyrim

Dinkle | 1

#3928134 - Monday 23 January 2012 07:46

Aha, i see what you did thar..

llZombiell | 5

#3930053 - Monday 23 January 2012 03:47

:( awe oblivion made me think of elder scrolls and I was hoping to see a shot in the knee by an arrow joke. Fyl op

By aantho_fml | 0

#3921411 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:28

Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

LawSixx | 11

#3921985 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:43

I'm sure was didn't you see the scene where they the baby stroller? That was the OP she was more worried bout her phone then the stroller filled with cans. I kid :)

LawSixx | 11

#3922025 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:48

Hit* man can't believe I missed that word damnit

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3922307 - Sunday 22 January 2012 04:49

That didn't fix anything but nice try buddy. *pats back*

bubo_fml | 10

#3922551 - Sunday 22 January 2012 05:56

Sandra Bollocks more like...

jonan1212 | 5

#3922811 - Sunday 22 January 2012 06:48

Yoda, you talk like

By AssassinsCRB | 0

#3921451 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:32

What does OP mean

iamabamf | 17

#3921481 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:34

Original poster

drooller | 9

#3921500 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:36

Phone got squashed by a car

AssassinsCRB | 0

#3921504 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:36

Thanks a million

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3921685 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:58

OP means Orbital Projectile cannon. It's a new weapon being created by the U.S. Goverment as a top secret weapon, similar to Reagan's "star wars" idea. I would tell you the details, but then U.S. agents will go after me. This is what OP means....

flockz | 19

#3921703 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:00

outstanding penis. Example: "woah, flockz has an OP."

theLword1221 | 0

#3921837 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:19

Lol suurree

pinecone1414 | 6

#3921959 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:40

Dammit! I spent my whole life thinking it was orangutang pimp.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3922314 - Sunday 22 January 2012 04:51

I prefer to reder it to Orgasmic Platypus. But Orange Penis works just as well too

Ghouly_fml | 7

#3922713 - Sunday 22 January 2012 06:31

Your all wrong it stands for!: Orbital Penis!

5t3ff1k4h | 42

#3922731 - Sunday 22 January 2012 06:35

Optimus Prime, guys. Jesus, you're all noobs.

By boredblonde | 17

#3921459 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:32

Same thing happened to my friend...except the "bus" was a kid on a tricycle...

JustinComments | 3

#3921664 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:55

The kid couldn't think to stop? I could understand a bus.

boredblonde | 17

#3921827 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:17

Fell right in front of her...it was...a tragedy.

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3921891 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:26

Your friend dropped a kid on a tricycle into the street?

boredblonde | 17

#3922106 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:59

*facepalm* yes, 37, yes!

GoW_Chick | 14

#3923086 - Sunday 22 January 2012 08:02

Did it hurt hitting yourself in the face 53?

Gringe | 1

#3924023 - Sunday 22 January 2012 12:53

Ahaha cuz shes blonde! U guys r sooo original!

bkaneshiro14 | 0

#3934588 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 10:53

No, 94. It's because she's a dumb bitch.

By Climaxx | 11

#3921463 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:33

Phones can be replaced, you mam', can not.

boredblonde | 17

#3921526 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:39

Do you mean: ma'am?

BarDownDaily | 12

#3921934 - Sunday 22 January 2012 03:35

14- She means penguin.

Gringe | 1

#3924026 - Sunday 22 January 2012 12:55

Wow... And u criticize blondies intelligence?

BarDownDaily | 12

#3925425 - Sunday 22 January 2012 06:45

95- What are you talking about?

By hiitisbrooke | 25

#3921470 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:34

Be happy you're not dead.

Pentium_4 | 26

#3921545 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:40

your picture is awesome. too bad OP lost her contacts, those take forever to get back

ladyLALAA | 28

#3923844 - Sunday 22 January 2012 11:35

Unless you have an iPhone, bazinga.

lolyeahthatsme | 11

#3935789 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 04:56

Haha I was thinking err...no she can just bring it to the store and have them transfer the contacts but then I was like omg I am sooo stupid the phone is flipping crushed!

By lolyeahthatsme | 11

#3921486 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:35

hopefully it wasn't a really nice phone ^.^

By bitchesbcrazy | 0

#3921487 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:35

If you had gone to pick it up, you definitely would have had a few more problems to deal with

By fattylumptard | 1

#3921491 - Sunday 22 January 2012 02:35

Don't jay walk and that won't happen.

downtime | 12

#3927105 - Monday 23 January 2012 03:04

10, Oddly enough objects don't always land in one specific pattern. Traffic is still moving around the individual and could easily have falled in its path. Try again.