Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
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aantho_fml
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Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
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chester75
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Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
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chester75
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Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
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TalkingTowelTim
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I can just imagine you being like, "Whew, thank God it didn't break." Then seeing the bus coming and just being like, "Fuck, that sucks."
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boating_guy
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Seems like something you'd see in a movie haha
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gntfmlingnow
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You obviously didn't have a Nokia, for the bus would have exploded into a fiery blaze
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kristabelli
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Omg that happened to me in December!
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_Oblivion_
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You called?
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XxHoPPoxX
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Same thing happened to me but my phone was so screwed it was sent into skyrim
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Dinkle
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Aha, i see what you did thar..
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llZombiell
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:( awe oblivion made me think of elder scrolls and I was hoping to see a shot in the knee by an arrow joke. Fyl op
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aantho_fml
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Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
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LawSixx
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I'm sure was didn't you see the scene where they the baby stroller? That was the OP she was more worried bout her phone then the stroller filled with cans. I kid :)
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LawSixx
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Hit* man can't believe I missed that word damnit
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EvilCupcake8361
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That didn't fix anything but nice try buddy. *pats back*
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bubo_fml
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Sandra Bollocks more like...
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jonan1212
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Yoda, you talk like
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AssassinsCRB
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What does OP mean
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iamabamf
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Original poster
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drooller
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Phone got squashed by a car
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AssassinsCRB
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Thanks a million
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THE_A_TEEN
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OP means Orbital Projectile cannon. It's a new weapon being created by the U.S. Goverment as a top secret weapon, similar to Reagan's "star wars" idea. I would tell you the details, but then U.S. agents will go after me. This is what OP means....
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flockz
| 19
outstanding penis.
Example:
"woah, flockz has an OP."
Example:
"woah, flockz has an OP."
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theLword1221
| 0
Lol suurree
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pinecone1414
| 6
Dammit! I spent my whole life thinking it was orangutang pimp.
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_Oblivion_
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I prefer to reder it to Orgasmic Platypus. But Orange Penis works just as well too
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Ghouly_fml
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Your all wrong it stands for!:
Orbital Penis!
Orbital Penis!
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5t3ff1k4h
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Optimus Prime, guys. Jesus, you're all noobs.
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boredblonde
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Same thing happened to my friend...except the "bus" was a kid on a tricycle...
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JustinComments
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The kid couldn't think to stop? I could understand a bus.
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boredblonde
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Fell right in front of her...it was...a tragedy.
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thisisafunnyname
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Your friend dropped a kid on a tricycle into the street?
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boredblonde
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*facepalm* yes, 37, yes!
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GoW_Chick
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Did it hurt hitting yourself in the face 53?
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Gringe
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Ahaha cuz shes blonde! U guys r sooo original!
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bkaneshiro14
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No, 94. It's because she's a dumb bitch.
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Climaxx
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Phones can be replaced, you mam', can not.
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boredblonde
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Do you mean: ma'am?
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BarDownDaily
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14- She means penguin.
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Gringe
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Wow... And u criticize blondies intelligence?
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BarDownDaily
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95- What are you talking about?
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hiitisbrooke
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Be happy you're not dead.
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Pentium_4
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your picture is awesome. too bad OP lost her contacts, those take forever to get back
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ladyLALAA
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Unless you have an iPhone, bazinga.
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lolyeahthatsme
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Haha I was thinking err...no she can just bring it to the store and have them transfer the contacts but then I was like omg I am sooo stupid the phone is flipping crushed!
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lolyeahthatsme
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hopefully it wasn't a really nice phone ^.^
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bitchesbcrazy
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If you had gone to pick it up, you definitely would have had a few more problems to deal with
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fattylumptard
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Don't jay walk and that won't happen.
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downtime
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10, Oddly enough objects don't always land in one specific pattern. Traffic is still moving around the individual and could easily have falled in its path. Try again.
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thatshot808
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How did you know it survived the fall if it was still in the road? something doesnt add up