By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States
Same thing different taste
No touching!
By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States
You tried
By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States
Stranger danger
By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia
It's not what you think
By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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You people are twisted!
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Haha .. that's excellent.. i love the world
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This is exactly the reason the world is a sick place. Lay one finger on a kid, insta-pedostamp.
#2 and others the world is not ****** because people are blamed for being paedophiles because they 'lay one finger on a kid'. the world is ****** up because paedophiles exist. And to all the people who are telling you to beat the kid... he is just a kid and probably didn't even think of that. Seriously, calm down.
Should've just bought the kid an ice cream.
That would be worse
rofl
Little kids do this all the time. Even if they don't have a bruise.
Haha, in all honesty, I say that in public all the time when people go near me to like touch my arm or hug me, and I'm sure it makes everyone feel like they've just sexually assaulted me. If you were with your girlfriends family, I'm pretty sure they'll figure it out sooner or later you aren't actually trying to touch little children. Like that. This really sucks though.
This is why the 'OMGPEDO!" hysteria is dangerous. Instead of actually going after the real pedos, we point fingers at crap like this.
I agree with #2 and #7 - this is why all this shrieking frenzy about pedophilia has gotten so ridiculous. When you can't even lay one finger on a child you know to comfort them without being called a pedophile, that's pretty pathetic. Anyway, it was good of you to try and cheer him up. Hopefully you'll be able to explain what happened.
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This is exactly the reason the world is a sick place. Lay one finger on a kid, insta-pedostamp.
Haha .. that's excellent.. i love the world