By Rach - Ireland
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Talking to yourself is the new cool thing.
All my friends do it! Then again... I live in a crazy assylum =(

Kidding about the assylum.
OP: Pretending to text is the way to avoid these things. If you're gonna be lame, be smart about it

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

I didn't try to excuse myself. I wasn't sure how to spell it, I'm on my iPod, and I guessed. I also misspell broccoli a lot. I have no problem with my human imperfections, so I don't take time to point out someone else's for no reason.
But you might want to start typing out your words, capitalizing, and using punctuation before you bash someone for incorrectly spelling a word they never use.
You must live in one where they stick things so far up your ass, you turn into a dimwit.

To the person who first corrected me: Thanks =) I really thought it was "ss"

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

How was talking on the phone going to make you look cool? It's not like this 1988 and that is some new and rare technology. Next time, try talking to him. YDI

  MXavierT  |  0

I'm not seeing how talking on the phone makes you cool. If anything it'd be agitating(sp?) as hell if he actually wanted to talk to you in the first place.

  thenormalguy  |  0

ydi, I am not trying to be an ass here but it takes some balls for a guy to ask a girl he really likes out. playing hard to get will make it less likely he will.

  saltz  |  0

since when did talking on the phone make you cool, if I like someone I just talk to them like I would anyone else. if they don't like me for me it just means I can do better

  pepper3434  |  0

Haven't people realized that the whole Look at me! I'm pretending to talk on the phone to look like I have a life outside of stalking you trick doesn't work? And never will work?