Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
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alexy0806
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tell her it is because she looked beautiful.
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mercuryburst
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good impression
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mercuryburst
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good impression
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herrobear
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Should've winked at her.
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brycereid
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should've blown her a kiss
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CryMoreFMLs
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Should've flicked your toungue in and out of your mouth.
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iheartbewbies
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Strolling
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C-c-combo revive.
Should have had a V8.
Should have had a V8.
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sleepydeath
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should of lifted up your shirt
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Should've violently pick your nose and flick the booger at her.
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FailBear920
| 19
should've pretended to suck a wang wang dingiling and mouthed "Does this satisfy you mother f$cker
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aavatar10
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Should have switched to Geico.
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Skorne
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Should've flailed your arms around like a maniac while screaming at the top of your lungs.
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GuessWhatKids
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Should've...fuck this.
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scrapmetal58
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Should've started slowly licking the window.
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EvilCupcake8361
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shouldve gave her the stink eye while viciously flaring your nostrils
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chtychtybngbng
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Have you ever ridden on a bus? I don't know how the buses where you live are but where I live they are completely disgusting. You'd probably catch 10 different diseases if you decided to lick the window. @OP you definitely deserved it for acting like a weirdo. What adult plays the staring game? Thanks for a good laugh though.
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alexy0806
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tell her it is because she looked beautiful.
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GreenMaze
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Who won?
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chocolatechocha
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yeaaa that won't creep her out more or make her uncomfortable. the "stare" n the staring game isn't suppose to be one that's admiring..moreso..creepy
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zniltiaC
| 19
Unless OP had a very creepy on.
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MusicLover369
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no no, tell her it's because she looked familiar. :)
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octinate
| 17
why do people always do the creepiest things on the way to job interviews?!?!?
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HeaRTs_Girl
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At least you weren't playing "THE GAME".
By the way, you just lost. :-P
By the way, you just lost. :-P
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kyanisaurus
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hope you get to do the same tomorrow!
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jamila123
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I thought this was funny. Way to kill time OP.
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stephyloo
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loser
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BangBangz
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Says the loser with -7 thumbs down. /:
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valalvax
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the staring game? is that where you stare at the most attractive 's chest, crotch, or ass?
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PSQ91
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No that's called being a man.
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sweetkitty26
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it's even more funny and ironic cuz ur a guy!
thanks for the laugh, that was super clever
thanks for the laugh, that was super clever
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prettyinpunk1025
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pig
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PSQ91
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Prude.
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steeledwolf
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21 You are a decent man. And I fully mean that.
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No_LoveMM
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29 that is a dog in your picture...not a pig.
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camoney
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I guess you didn't remember what your boss looked like from the interview.
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nadhirah
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Maybe cause the boss wasn't the interviewer :)
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mhorger
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as a business owner, I'll let you know a little secret. most companies have a HR dept. or hiring manager... you usually don't meet your immediate supervisor until after you are hired.
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Spaghetti7
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BUT you still morally won the game, so ou should be happy.
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GDIalex
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And what's wrong with staring game? I mean, it really shows that person is somehow outstanding for you, so you just told her that she's attractive not knowing that she's your boss. I presume it's kind of a compliment