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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:07

*I do think For ****'s sake, why can't we edit our comments anymore? I have to say, the recent site overhaul is ass.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:04

I don't think he's pissed at himself because he forgot to ask her out, not at her because he was denied his rightful access to her genitals. Wanting to ask someone out is actually pretty normal and not the same thing as thinking you are entitled to her affections.

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sasquatchius 3

Saturday 25 March 2017 12:23

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Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:04

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:07

*I do think For ****'s sake, why can't we edit our comments anymore? I have to say, the recent site overhaul is ass.

zedjaleaf1 11

Saturday 25 March 2017 15:39

The FML here is that we live in an age that someone not using an online dating format to meet someone is completely taboo and ruining social interaction for people.

maritime1992 5

Saturday 25 March 2017 15:42

why, because he didn't swipe right on her on tinder, it's creepy? not everyone meets dates on Craigslist. get a grip. let me guess, you're a feminist?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:36

That's so stupid! Asking for her name and number isn't a commitment to a sexual relationship. In fact, because HE didn't ask her for her name, at least, SHE might think he's not interested in her.

Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:37

Well he'll never know now cause he didn't even get a chance to ask. He's just upset that it completely slipped his mind that he didn't get her number until after she was gone. For all you know, she would've been flattered and wanted to pursue a relationship with him. You're reading waaaay too into this!

Yudith 24

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:46

With any luck, this is the same girl you have chatted with before and you will see her again. Write "ask the cute girl her name and phone #" on the top of your hand so you don't forget next time.

haleylynn001 4

Saturday 25 March 2017 20:33

I second this. Make a note and keep your eyes open. Good luck!

Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:38

Aw, sounds like something I would do op! Since this is the second time it happened, fingers crossed that there will a third time and you remember!! :)

Emiweb 9

Saturday 25 March 2017 18:20

Well, it seems she didn't ask you, either.

tmocwaledi 2

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:06

????

species4872 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 18:30

Especially when it's been the same girl.

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 25 March 2017 21:58

It seems once is a coincidence, twice is ___________ seems appropriate here..

Luke Thompson 2

Sunday 26 March 2017 3:39

I've had that happen. Recently too. Gorgeous girl was apparently hitting on me and I didn't have a clue. Asked a co worker about it turns out she was. I'm not used to getting hit on by beautiful girls so I treated her obvious questions like regular questions.