That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
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Mikeskinner 7

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

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acerima 11

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

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Mikeskinner 7

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

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caplox 6

ha...hahh..hahah...hahaha hahah ahh

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Jiplo 18
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AWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

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Pleonasm 35
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It also involves taking a big Shih Tzu so that OP can Go and Retrieve'er, and maybe later he'll Cock her Spaniel.

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Mikeskinner 7

Ah, your puns make me happier than a dog in bone heaven.

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Pleonasm 35
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He'll be giving her dog a bone, later. Frankly I find it appawling, but it's a dog eat dog world out there. (fuck can't believe I just came up with this.)

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lambda_fml 40
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Bet he likes to do it Doggy Style ;-)

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hellbilly205 17

Probably a deal breaker?

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gc327072 30
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70- I'll bet she gives him a bone. But what brand does he like best?

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Dusty_Busters 15

I pictured you doing the sunglasses thing that dude in CSI Miami does

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edreice 1

Call me crazy... This is SOOO funny!

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WhitneyShehan 10
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That's a Scooby Dooby Don't. FYL Op.

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VannahJane 17
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Life's a bitch.

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TheBrochure 22
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Or so OP's boyfriend wishes.

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jcrb 11
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pun intended

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kristabelli 19

"Probably" a deal breaker???? Really???

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Success4444 12

Did you find out while Snoopying around?

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Bakarra 22
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I wonder what she thought she was gonna FIDOut by snooping around in his business

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IscoreOnU 19
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Did you learn about it on Skype?

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vertigoisarat 8
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It sounds like he is going to be in the dog house.

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A7XCamaro 19
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Sounds like that's where he wants to be.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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No way, 9. He thought shed lap it up.

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upallnight11 19

I guess he isn't perfect after all.

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lilhellian 26
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True love blinds one of ones flaws.. So perfection is in the eye of the beholder. So to that one special person or animal he is perfect..

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TheManager 6

Admit it 18, you're his lover on the side.

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finnrambo 13
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42-noooooo really?

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Catkam623 27
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Didn't you know she has a love child with squeaky. Cough cough chipmunk fetish.

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lilhellian 26
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I'm curious as to when my balls were replaced with female sex organs @87 0.o

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Catkam623 27
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Aww shit, I read squeakers profile and heard about your pomachip love child, then assumed you were female. My fault.

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Cbizzlez 10
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He's just a man that loves his bitch, what is so wrong with that?

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Epikouros 31

But we don't know whether he wants to do it with a female dog...

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CaptTeemo 10
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So is he still perfect in your eyes?

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Bakarra 22
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Stop taunting me!

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CaptTeemo 10
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110, he's talking about my profile. Teemo is part of a game that we play and is known as a "global taunt". But that's his problem

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acerima 11

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

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thosedogtags 8

Hooah?!(:

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acerima 11

Germany broke all my hooah

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thosedogtags 8

What a shame.. I'm sorry! Good beer at least?? :s

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acerima 11

This is a fact.

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perdix 29

#10, was that a typo? Did you mean to write "pugs?" That's really sick!!!

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acerima 11

Weak attempt to continue the gag

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skullofdarkness 18

Screw screwing puns, let the man screw his dog.

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thosedogtags 8

If it is what I think it is.. Then that's disgusting. I'm sorry, you'll find a guy one day who likes the normal "hair pulling, sweaty, back scratching kind of sex." Don't you worry! (:

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