Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
macskapingvin 0
Just to be sure, which hair are you talking about? Does she have crab lice?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Please tell me you're joking.
macskapingvin 0
You can never know.
RedPillSucks 33
If she has vag hair long enough to braid, then.... that..., that...., OK. I can't go any further. FmyLife for the mental image.
fudgepirate 0
aahaha and i thought i was dumb!!! yaay im not the only one!!!! :D
All_For_Love 0
what a bitch
MonkeyMan03 0
no, just no.
bennyboy111 7
true dat
stronghand0331 17
What if the lice decide to go south for the winter?
togie429 0
just put manayse in your hair
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Do you care to enlighten me on what exactly that is?
0opsie 6
So OP's friend won't ever touch it again?
Acousticpixie14 6
Mayonnaise makes the hair incredibly difficult for the bugs to maneuver through, making it easier to use other medicines without worrying about them scampering off. I've also heard that is suffocates them, but I don't think they can breathe, so that makes no sense to me.
ToggafGnikcuf 0
Everything needs air so of course those breathe you fucktard.
Acousticpixie14 6
Respiration and breathing are different. Breathing inhaling and exhaling air through the LUNGS. Respiring is simply the inhalation and exhalation of air. Insects do not breathe using lungs as terrestrial vertebrates do; instead they use tracheal respiration in order to transport oxygen through their bodies. Insects have openings on the surface of their bodies called spiracles that lead to their tracheal systems. The air goes into the tracheal tubes and passes through the system of branching trachea. The circulatory system of insects, like that of other arthropods, is open: the heart pumps the hemolymph through arteries to open spaces surrounding the organs; when the heart relaxes, the hemolymph seeps back into the heart. So actually, a louse does not breathe, you "fucktard." It seems, however that they do use a similar method of inhalation, so yes, they can suffocate.
dirtybird2212 0
#142 you got told also. #173 not to be creepy at all but your gorgeous and your eyes are beautiful
Acousticpixie14 6
Ha thanks
guestxxx 0
173, you just disproved yourself. you said lice can't suffocate in your previous comment, then stated bugs/lice need air to survive, though it may not be "breathing" exactly...suffocating isn't "not breathing" it's lack of oxygen, therefore, lice can suffocate.
Acousticpixie14 6
I didn't say that they could not suffocate. I said that I didn't THINK they could breathe. I never claimed to know or be certain of anything. After his comment, I looked it up, and now am certain. So in a way, yes I contradicted myself, but not really. How about you be smarter about what you read in the comments next time?
hypezster 0
why would u braid ur hair with her anyways. that sounds ****** up.
my2centsworth 15
Sharing is caring.
KVKdragon 26
I'd go ballistic on her hair with scissors and I'd also pray that she has health insurance ;]
LiznessMonster 9
That's just sick, but I suggest going along with it and buying both you and her lice shampoo, but empty her shampoo bottle and fill it with hair removal lotion. >)
RedPillSucks 33
That is seriously F*ucked up. Is it wrong that I really liked this idea?
meintx 9
evil, but deserved. ;)
jaeryun 3
I like you >:).