Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
strawberrycancer 0
What a terrible friend! :0 Hope you slapped her.
x_missystaceey 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! what a bitch ! funny though ! haha
Ardn 0
Fortunately there are multiple ways to get rid of them. At leased she told you. She could have kept it to herself and you wouldn't have had the chance to be proactive with treatment.
kinderteach 0
FYI lice hate dirty hair. if you would have sprayed your head with hairspray they wouldn't have spread to your scalp. also it should have been early detection for treatment and washing your hair. therefore you don't have to go through what most ppl do when they have lice. it's a pain but easy to get rid of.
bellahhh 0
Sounds like a crappy friend you got there. I would've slapped her.
Barette_fml 7
You're friend has something off with her, I have to be honest. No normal person would do that.
samantha_142 0
give it to another friend. hehe
Domo_Arigato7 3
PUNCH THAT BITCH!!!!
HurryUp_and_BUY 6
Oh HELL no! Bitch woulda got shot that day.......
MitchellK 3
I bet she was blonde.
Softballsam11 0
Weird friend.