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You CAN accidentally knee someone a third your size. My niece is smaller than my whole leg, I could accidentally knee her if I skipped.

I agree with 22

I'll agree that it was an accident. I won't agree that OP's life was fucked. Oh, your daughter got a fat lip today? Poor you.

it wasn't an FML for that reason, it was because everyone thought that OP hurt their kid on purpose.... Or at least, that's what I got out of it.

@1=owned.

thank you so much for that comment, nearly crying with laughter lol :D

lol lop lol

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yes, i bet she scratchea herself all the time

You spell "bitch" with a "b."

Today, I was skipping with my mother, when all of a sudden she kneed me in the face and burst my lip open. Instead of helping me she took out her phone and sent this to fmylife. FML.

do you have no life....

#3, your comment makes no sense, considering that there's no indication that the OP submitted this directly after she accidentally kneed her daughter.

YDI for your obviously spastic skipping style and bony-ass knees.

I don't believe one's knee needs to be particularly bony in order to injure someone, especially a child. Lets get a not-so-bony person to knee you in the face and you tell me if it hurts.

All knees are bony, genius - how about I bone you in the face and you tell me if it spurts?

Okay so basically you're saying that OP deserves it for having knees? Since all knees are bony, the fact that you specifically mentioned bony knees is irrelevant yes? According to your logic, I should beat you in the head with a baseball bat and if I feel bad I deserve it for owning a baseball bat, better yet you deserve it for having a head.

"How about I bone you in the face" Do we really need the sexual harassment?

lmfao omfg hahahaha

Oo well.... uh.. hmm. welcome to the fallacies of parenthood. :)

YDI for being a terrible parent lol

that's not bad parenting. a full grown man/woman was skipping in public with their little girl. they skip with just enough energy to hit her. my parents accidentally hit me a few times too lol. and I've hit little kids with doors accidentally because they're 1 foot tall and I'm 6!! tell me how that makes me bad? and if u were totally kidding about that, just ignore me XD sorry

how tall is your daughter? Cause if she's above like 4ft I call fake. It's pretty hard to knee somebody in the face unless you meant too. If she was skipping with you wouldn't she be on the other side of you not facing you directly in front of you?

prolly about 2-3ft

Well it doesn't say the age so it's hard to tell...

How do you knee someone in the face if they're beside you?

Thank you for restating what I already siad.

chris brown that ho

When you got home did your arm reach out while she was walking past and cause you to punch her in the face?